Today’s challenge is to alter a movie title to make it more attractive to an audience of fundamentalists.
Here are a few to start:
‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Dress Modestly’
‘The Cider House Rules Are Not Written Down Anywhere But You Should Obey Them Anyway’.
‘The 10,000 Commandments’
(many thanks to John who sent in this suggestion and most of the examples)
Today’s challenge is simply to answer this question: If you could ask one question to a fundamentalist pastor (and be assured of receiving an honest answer) what would your question be?
Today’s challenge is simply to share your memories of how you viewed and celebrated Easter in fundyland and then compare that to the ways (if any) that it has changed for you since you left.
In our travels in, through, and out of fundyland almost all of us have encountered at least one or two people there who make us wish that more fundamentalists were like them.
Today’s challenge is to recall a fundy or two who encouraged, helped, or showed kindness to you even in the midst of an otherwise terrible time.
Today’s challenge is to share an incident where you violated a fundyland rule and what punishment you were meted out.
Honest confession is good for the soul. (and entertaining for the rest of us.)