10. He doesn’t like women very much.
8. He believes in suits so much he has his own line of them.
7. Wants to pay everybody the same way most fundies pay their staff.
6. He’s the undisputed king of the comb-over.
4. …almost as much as he loves building new buildings to glorify himself.
3. And man, does he know how to pack a pew.
2. He’s also got a great TV outreach program. (And knows how to fudge the numbers on it.)
1. He’s a rich and powerful white Republican. I mean…do you really need another reason?