Usually the ones people refer to are “Coming Again” and “I’ve Found a Friend Who Is All to Me” with the chorus of “Saved, Saved,…Life now is sweet and my joy is complete for I’m saved, saved, saved.” But now I’m oompahpahing to “Faith Is the victory” so thanks for putting THAT in my head! 😉
Use Flashblock (for Firefox and probably Chrome)… I never heard any sound and didn’t know what was wrong, until I saw that it was blocked.
Boy, that gave me a nervous twitch for a few seconds. But what made it all the more believable were the spelling and grammatical errors…typical of many fundie websites developed by a pastor with an 8th grade education and a doctorate.
Unfortunately, I spoiled the joke for myself by checking my RSS feeds before coming straight to the site. When I went back to check it out, though, teh funny hadn’t been ruined much at all. Great humor, Darrell! 😀
Silly me. I actually Googled Second Corinthians Baptist Church in Duluth…..after I recovered from a heart attack induced by that deadly duo of color and sound.
Points to be issued as follows:
3 point for obscure observation.
*(2) for a new testament reference = (6)
*(2) b/c of 2nd Corinthians = (12)
We need to deduct ½ point b/c KNOWING incest references is gross =
(11 ½) points for Rob today.
How many points do I get (or get deducted) because I have no idea what RobM is talking about? LOL
mochajo,
in II cor. a guy was sleepin with his fathers wife … ick. you lose 7 1/4 points for that. sorry your in the negative column.
I believe my points total is getting awfully close to the dreaded or winning total of 666 if my math is correct. I’m not sure how to categorize it at this point.
very well done Darrell….
…my first thought was “Whoah!” then it was “oh!” then I read the script and knew for sure it was a great AFD joke!
Give me all of your butt cushions back… NOW!!!! You don’t deserve them!!!!
(just kidding 😉 )
No correct guess yet…ya heatherns
Good Morning folks,
When I loaded up the inter-nets this morning, I said to myself, Yippy! This wicked “SFL†site that plagues me has been removed-ed. Well, a quick glance told me I was wrong and that *darn* Darrell is at it again sorry for the Christian swear, folks.
See folks, I looked at the running time of the blessed hymn and saw that it was runnin’ for 237 seconds. The clip art has a total of 380 Kb (add it up folks, you’ll see):
1. Holy Knight= 18.9 kb
2. Runnin’ to the KJV= 16.1 kb
3. Old Glory a’wavin’ = 286 kb
4. KJV crushin’ the devil = 58.8 kb
Total= 380 kb
So if we add up the kb of holy clip art (380), the (237) seconds of glorious hymns and (1611) of the KJV, we arrive at 2228 Units of Holiness.
This is where Wicked Darrell made his mistake. A quick search of Duluth, GA revealed some VERY interesting facts.
Mistake #1 Duluth has (1) Catholic School.
Mistake #2 Duluth has (13) Public Schools.
Mistake #3 Duluth was founded by Daniel Greysolon, Sieur du Lhut (1639 – 1710), a wicked Frenchman (are there any other kind of Frenchmen) who was (71) years old when he died.
Mistake #4 It was (161) years from the time of Daniel Greysolon, Sieur du Lhut’d death to the day they named the town for him in 1871. (1871 – 1710 = 161)
Mistake #5 Duluth receives (1,316) mm of rain each year. Matthew 5:45 says that God “sendeth rain on the … unjustâ€
Listen folks, I’m not making this stuff up! Read it for yourselves. The math is all right there! I ain’t a liar, and I’m not tryin’ to deceive yall.
If we add up the apostate wickedness that Darrell managed to slip in we get 1 + 13 + 71 + 161 + 1,316 = 1562 Units of Evil.
Folks, do the math 2228 Units of Holiness minus Darrell’s 1562 Units of Evil and the result is … you guessed it folks, 666.
Hey Shoes, you should use your analytical skills to help the FBI with that uncrackable code thing they’re asking for help on. I’m sure it all adds up to….something… 😎
well, if you’d like $666 dollars back, i think i can help. other than that …. i’m at a loss. I work within very specific constraints.
See my comment below at 12:48pm 😆
Shoes, I’d be willing to get only $666 back next year, if you can work the kjv, some dispensationalism, a jab at public schools, and some bad grammar into my 1040!
Could I maybe get $666,666 back?
@Shoes *pointing to Big Gary’s comment* — Yeah, get me one of those, too!
Shoes, you should have your own site, you could take all the current events and come up with your “Magic number”!
@ Shoes: WOW. That was INCREDIBLE!! This is only my second day visiting this site, and what you just did was hysterical! And, I third the comments about yu doing my taxes next year to get me $666,666!
Thank you for the smile! 😆
Reformers Unanamous?? …so you are an Independent Satellite Bunker of the Hyles Anderson Amalgamated Association of Unified Independent Fundamental Baptist Churches.
aka: RUISBHAAA of UIFBC (I’m sure Shoes can do the numerology associated with your organization. 😉 )
i’m busy with the FBI’s code. Trying to solve a murder from 1999. be busy on that for a while.
s’ok Shoes, whenever you can get to it… 😯 😉
btw you may want to get the G-men to question Rev. Dr. J. E. Hannigan…. I’ll bet they find he is’nt really a Doctor.
He seems to be kinda shifty to me… “watch ‘im folks he’s a fairly dangerous man. He may look dumb but that’s just a disguise, why I bet he’s even got a Commie flag tacked up inside his garage…”
Love the green teeth reference! I think I’ll go to LA via Omaha? (That doesn’t sound right, I can’t think of what the alternate route or the destination is for sure).
oh…and the animated characters….especially the angry knight with the sword killing something. simply brilliant darrell. you are a genius of comedy and worthy of earthly praise
I had just gotten over finding out my “best friend was engaged and didn’t tell me”, so I was on the lookout for April Fool’s. But so early in the morning? lol
I am not having a good day. This belongs up where Natalie says she is having Shoes do her taxes next year.
I’m not going to even bother putting it where it belongs. In fact, I’ll be happy if this ends up where it should go.
your doctrine is off, bra. see 666 is the number of man see REVELATION 13 :18 “Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred THREESCORE and six.” So the MARK OF THE BEAST, as you so ignorantly put it, is a fundy fiction. It is actually the number of man, and the number of the beast? please tell me where you get MARK from? not the Bible ….. your false doctrine is not welcome here.
oopps. i jumped the gun. the anger in my heart made me prematurely exasperate-ed.
Dear Holiest of Holies Reverend – I’m ok with the sackcloth but ashes make me nervous. 😀
Darn, even after telling my girlfriend I had run off with another girl to make out after breakfast, I forgot it was April Fools…
I told myself I wasn’t going to the comments, it takes too much time. But I would look and see what was up today. 😮 😯 😆 😆 😆 😛 😉 Must catch breathe.
Amen brother, preach it.
This is the part where those of us who read SFL in Reader go, “Huh?” ❓ I had to actually type out the URL for SFL to see what this post was referring to.
Anyone who gets $666 can send it on to me. I’m still trying to buy a new van since I wrecked one in December. I actually asked for prayer about us being able to buy a new one at church and was mocked by the pastor. Apparently a having enough kids to warrant wanting to buy a 12 passenger van is hilarious.
Well that was fun. Thanks for letting me goof off. 🙂
By the way if you for any reason (although who knows why you would want to) want to see the joke page you can still find it here: http://www.stufffundieslike.com/front-page/
Good one, Darrell, but I suspected some such thing.
There’s something funky about being first on April first.
you better watch your back all day!
🙂
Haymen
BLEH! Being accosted with “Faith is the Victory” MIDI on the SFL tab when I opened my browser was a serious “what the heck is going on?” moment.
I’d inadvertantly had my sound turned up REALLY loud so when that came on the kids came running wondering what was up!
Days like this make me happy my work PC doesn’t have on board speakers! Esp with the home & banner links going to the faux home page.
I fixed them for today.
Much appreciated!
BTW, is Faith is the Victory the Ooom pah pah song? It sounds like you could really get some ooom pah pah’ing going on with that one, IMO.
Usually the ones people refer to are “Coming Again” and “I’ve Found a Friend Who Is All to Me” with the chorus of “Saved, Saved,…Life now is sweet and my joy is complete for I’m saved, saved, saved.” But now I’m oompahpahing to “Faith Is the victory” so thanks for putting THAT in my head! 😉
Use Flashblock (for Firefox and probably Chrome)… I never heard any sound and didn’t know what was wrong, until I saw that it was blocked.
I like hymns, but those MIDI hymns are awful! *shuddershudder*
Accosted is the best word for that sound (noise).
Violated is another word that comes to mind. 😉
It sounds like a slow dance at an old western honkey-tonk. Shame.
Boy, that gave me a nervous twitch for a few seconds. But what made it all the more believable were the spelling and grammatical errors…typical of many fundie websites developed by a pastor with an 8th grade education and a doctorate.
… and an HTML editor
… found in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart
This feels like a Big Lots HTML editor.
As a former Big Lots employee, RobM, all I can say to your slander is EPIC WIN! 😀
They do a very fine job of selling the stuff Wal-Mart doesn’t want! 🙂
Good form, sir … good form.
*Quote: will finally get save as a result of me
This sounds about right!
AND i loved the 2nd grade, 1000 volt colors!!!
Yea, “finally get save” made me laugh too.
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
You had me for about 3 or 4 seconds! Then I thought “Oh, yeah. April 1st”.
Wasn’t fooled, but I was awe struck by your sense of comedy. You are the King of April Fool’s Day, Darrell.
Of course she wasn’t fooled. It’s hard to fool someone who knows everything.
you weren’t even a little suprised?!?! i mean, it was a pretty good scam! he had me for a hot second, then i felt foolish … darn my easy believe-ism
Unfortunately, I spoiled the joke for myself by checking my RSS feeds before coming straight to the site. When I went back to check it out, though, teh funny hadn’t been ruined much at all. Great humor, Darrell! 😀
It was too early in the morning for that kind of joke. But thanks for making it so outlandish that I caught on about halfway down the page.
Wow.
I’ll believe anything in my just-waking-up haze.
I didn’t realize until I was reading the last sentence.
Good one!!!
Silly me. I actually Googled Second Corinthians Baptist Church in Duluth…..after I recovered from a heart attack induced by that deadly duo of color and sound.
Nothing like incest in Georgia jokes, btw!
(I assume that’s the 2nd Corinthians reference, right?)
Points to be issued as follows:
3 point for obscure observation.
*(2) for a new testament reference = (6)
*(2) b/c of 2nd Corinthians = (12)
We need to deduct ½ point b/c KNOWING incest references is gross =
(11 ½) points for Rob today.
How many points do I get (or get deducted) because I have no idea what RobM is talking about? LOL
mochajo,
in II cor. a guy was sleepin with his fathers wife … ick. you lose 7 1/4 points for that. sorry your in the negative column.
I believe my points total is getting awfully close to the dreaded or winning total of 666 if my math is correct. I’m not sure how to categorize it at this point.
very well done Darrell….
…my first thought was “Whoah!” then it was “oh!” then I read the script and knew for sure it was a great AFD joke!
Drat!
I finally thought I had gotten rid of all the bitteness and strife caused by this horrindus site.
Your save this time, but there’s always next April 1st!…unless the rapture comes first!!
😳 😕 😡 😡 😥 🙁
Well played whomever!
Bet you can’t guess
😉
My money would be on Natalie.
I’ll second that, but it easily could be CMG or John’s Mom (which for all I know the latter could’ve been Natalie too).
What?!? Why do I get blamed for everything!!!
Give me all of your butt cushions back… NOW!!!! You don’t deserve them!!!!
(just kidding 😉 )
No correct guess yet…ya heatherns
Good Morning folks,
When I loaded up the inter-nets this morning, I said to myself, Yippy! This wicked “SFL†site that plagues me has been removed-ed. Well, a quick glance told me I was wrong and that *darn* Darrell is at it again sorry for the Christian swear, folks.
See folks, I looked at the running time of the blessed hymn and saw that it was runnin’ for 237 seconds. The clip art has a total of 380 Kb (add it up folks, you’ll see):
1. Holy Knight= 18.9 kb
2. Runnin’ to the KJV= 16.1 kb
3. Old Glory a’wavin’ = 286 kb
4. KJV crushin’ the devil = 58.8 kb
Total= 380 kb
So if we add up the kb of holy clip art (380), the (237) seconds of glorious hymns and (1611) of the KJV, we arrive at 2228 Units of Holiness.
This is where Wicked Darrell made his mistake. A quick search of Duluth, GA revealed some VERY interesting facts.
Mistake #1 Duluth has (1) Catholic School.
Mistake #2 Duluth has (13) Public Schools.
Mistake #3 Duluth was founded by Daniel Greysolon, Sieur du Lhut (1639 – 1710), a wicked Frenchman (are there any other kind of Frenchmen) who was (71) years old when he died.
Mistake #4 It was (161) years from the time of Daniel Greysolon, Sieur du Lhut’d death to the day they named the town for him in 1871. (1871 – 1710 = 161)
Mistake #5 Duluth receives (1,316) mm of rain each year. Matthew 5:45 says that God “sendeth rain on the … unjustâ€
Listen folks, I’m not making this stuff up! Read it for yourselves. The math is all right there! I ain’t a liar, and I’m not tryin’ to deceive yall.
If we add up the apostate wickedness that Darrell managed to slip in we get 1 + 13 + 71 + 161 + 1,316 = 1562 Units of Evil.
Folks, do the math 2228 Units of Holiness minus Darrell’s 1562 Units of Evil and the result is … you guessed it folks, 666.
NO WAY! You are incredible!
Extra bonus points for working the ellipsis like an old pro in the “sendeth rain on the … unjust”.
I give you a 700 on a scale of 1-666.
Shoes, your numerology skills are awesome. Please join us in the forums some time. We could use your analysis there as well I’m sure 🙂
Hey Shoes, you should use your analytical skills to help the FBI with that uncrackable code thing they’re asking for help on. I’m sure it all adds up to….something… 😎
Shoes, you’re doing my taxes next year.
well, if you’d like $666 dollars back, i think i can help. other than that …. i’m at a loss. I work within very specific constraints.
See my comment below at 12:48pm 😆
Shoes, I’d be willing to get only $666 back next year, if you can work the kjv, some dispensationalism, a jab at public schools, and some bad grammar into my 1040!
Could I maybe get $666,666 back?
@Shoes *pointing to Big Gary’s comment* — Yeah, get me one of those, too!
Shoes, you should have your own site, you could take all the current events and come up with your “Magic number”!
@ Shoes: WOW. That was INCREDIBLE!! This is only my second day visiting this site, and what you just did was hysterical! And, I third the comments about yu doing my taxes next year to get me $666,666!
Thank you for the smile! 😆
awesome dude
😯
I was shocked for about a second until I realized the date. LOL
that was glorious. the music especially!
Great joke. I was horrified and feeling bad for Darrell until I remembered . . . April 1.
Sarah, That was my exact thought process as well! It’s the best joke that’s had me going yet today.
Well played!!
hilarious!! and looks and sounds like one of their websites! thanks for the laugh!
Brilliant.
My money is on Natalie.
ignore this
Did you do something to George to make him mad at you? 🙂
No kidding. Could be user issue though. 😆
Payback for my random comment yesterday. Taken by itself, this comment could invoke…..
touche’
Serves you right for trying to blame me. 😉
methinks yer addicted to gambling black bug man! Betting twice today already!
we at 2nd Corinthians BC offer help to those addicted at our Reformers Unanamous meetings!
Reformers Unanamous?? …so you are an Independent Satellite Bunker of the Hyles Anderson Amalgamated Association of Unified Independent Fundamental Baptist Churches.
aka: RUISBHAAA of UIFBC (I’m sure Shoes can do the numerology associated with your organization. 😉 )
i’m busy with the FBI’s code. Trying to solve a murder from 1999. be busy on that for a while.
s’ok Shoes, whenever you can get to it… 😯 😉
btw you may want to get the G-men to question Rev. Dr. J. E. Hannigan…. I’ll bet they find he is’nt really a Doctor.
He seems to be kinda shifty to me… “watch ‘im folks he’s a fairly dangerous man. He may look dumb but that’s just a disguise, why I bet he’s even got a Commie flag tacked up inside his garage…”
Love the green teeth reference! I think I’ll go to LA via Omaha? (That doesn’t sound right, I can’t think of what the alternate route or the destination is for sure).
this was awesome
oh…and the animated characters….especially the angry knight with the sword killing something. simply brilliant darrell. you are a genius of comedy and worthy of earthly praise
Hilarious!
I had just gotten over finding out my “best friend was engaged and didn’t tell me”, so I was on the lookout for April Fool’s. But so early in the morning? lol
Well, I’m just gullible. You had me until the chili recipe thing…
Hilarious! 😆
Well done, Darrell! I’m so glad that I remembered the date, and that my speakers are on MUTE.
I believed it until I read the part about the chili recipes. Great one, Darrell.
It would have been more convincing if he’d said “casserole recipes”.
No chili is better. All of those guys are full of gas. 😡
nice burn!
Darrell, you’ve looked at far too many Baptist websites. You even nailed the Comic Sans!
WOW!! 😆 😆 😆 😆
Thank God it’s Friday! And thank God this Friday’s April Fool’s Day (I’d plumb forgot about it)! Great gag, Darrell!
Dang it, Darrell! Are you trying to give us heart attacks? 😯
Good gag. 😀
A-W-E-S-O-M-E, Darrell!!! You just made my day!
The music is just PRICELESS!
I’m sure you will get $666 back 😆
I am not having a good day. This belongs up where Natalie says she is having Shoes do her taxes next year.
I’m not going to even bother putting it where it belongs. In fact, I’ll be happy if this ends up where it should go.
see ? that’s what happens when you mess with the numbah of da beast!
Repent in sackcloth and ashes before it’s too late inflated man!
your doctrine is off, bra. see 666 is the number of man see REVELATION 13 :18 “Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred THREESCORE and six.” So the MARK OF THE BEAST, as you so ignorantly put it, is a fundy fiction. It is actually the number of man, and the number of the beast? please tell me where you get MARK from? not the Bible ….. your false doctrine is not welcome here.
oopps. i jumped the gun. the anger in my heart made me prematurely exasperate-ed.
Dear Holiest of Holies Reverend – I’m ok with the sackcloth but ashes make me nervous. 😀
Darn, even after telling my girlfriend I had run off with another girl to make out after breakfast, I forgot it was April Fools…
Tee hee… WIN!
If HF told me that, I’d just go, “Okay, well lunch is at 1” 😉
I told myself I wasn’t going to the comments, it takes too much time. But I would look and see what was up today. 😮 😯 😆 😆 😆 😛 😉 Must catch breathe.
Amen brother, preach it.
didn’t fool me for a second! but funny anyway.
At first I was like, “Uh-oh, what’s going on?”… Then, 3 seconds later, “Oh, shut up, Darrell” before I clicked on the enter.. ha ha. 😉
This is the part where those of us who read SFL in Reader go, “Huh?” ❓ I had to actually type out the URL for SFL to see what this post was referring to.
I got a big laugh out of this. I especially like the crude flash art and the low-res Midi music.
Good one, Darrell! 😀
Anyone who gets $666 can send it on to me. I’m still trying to buy a new van since I wrecked one in December. I actually asked for prayer about us being able to buy a new one at church and was mocked by the pastor. Apparently a having enough kids to warrant wanting to buy a 12 passenger van is hilarious.
That is a joke, by the way. Well, about the money. Everything else is true. 🙁
I really did think that the site got hacked for about the first two sentences. Then I cracked up laughing. 😆
I about had a heart attack and then started laughing! thanks! 😀
Cute, Darrell, realyl cute.
Good one!
Well that was fun. Thanks for letting me goof off. 🙂
By the way if you for any reason (although who knows why you would want to) want to see the joke page you can still find it here: http://www.stufffundieslike.com/front-page/
I’d like to beat Jamie to the punch: Is that all you’ve got? Not very much!!!!!
🙂
George Orwell doesn’t have a thing on our Darrell.
I like how the pastor manages to be both overseer and undershepherd at the same time!
This was LOL funny, Darrell! Thank you!