In an attempt to make life a little easier on their incoming freshman, Bob Jones University decreed that the newbies should wear a pin for the first week or so of the semester to let everyone know that they were to be given lenience with crimes such as being tardy to class.
So to convey to the world that this was the person’s 1st week at Bob Jones, they of course designed their pin to read:
There just aren’t enough facepalms in the world to do this justice.
(I would like to note that I did not record this in a basement in my underpants. How anyone could even be expected to fit a basement into their underpants, I shall never know.)
Psalm 119:30 says, ‘I have chosen the way of truth: thy judgments have I laid before me.’ That word laid is a sexual term which literally means the same thing as a man laying with a woman. God was saying that God’s laws should be as intimate as a marriage partner in a sexual liason.
In the next verse, David gets more graphic. ‘I have stuck unto thy testimonies: O LORD, put me not to shame.’ That word stuck means ‘the act of a man entering his wife’; it is sexual intercourse. God says that the Word of God should be the Christian’s lover, and nothing should be closer to him than the Bible. The Words of God are supposed to be the most intimate lover of his life.”
– Dr. Jack Schaap, “Marriage: The Divine Intimacy“, p. 50.
This book is so bad that even his fellow fundies can’t deal with it…
You think Jack Schaap maybe has a few sexual hangups? Just throwing that out there as a possibility.
To follow up on that last post, here’s a helpful bingo game for anyone who is about to listen to a fundamentalist sermon:
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