30 thoughts on “End Times Prophecy (In Song!)”

  1. I had no idea that anybody actually used those programmed beats on keyboards. And I realize that it’s not nice to stereotype, but is anyone else getting a bit of “Liberace” vibe from this guy?

  2. No true fundie will listen to this guy ’cause of the satanic back beat, don’t ya know?

    1. I couldn’t concentrate on the words, because I was having sexual urges because of the sick beat being laid down on the keyboard.

  3. Wasn’t it Bush who started a war he can’t win? And do I see Sarah Palin hunting in the background?!

  4. “You can run, but you can’t hide.” Because that mean ol’ God is gonna get you, like it or not! Even the ones expecting to get Raptured should be quaking in fear.

    Best line: “When Babylon the whore gets fried.”

  5. I hope the Leopard King gets his own sound track, like the Lion King! Maybe it would be even better, though the Lion King’s is hard to top.

    Singing about Obama made the Third Eagle’s head turn very red, and his talent for arbitrarily switching from treble to bass clef is noteworthy. LOLOL.

  6. Oh. My. What I find to be the best about this is that one would think our dear Third Eagle has written this song as a warning to those whose name is not on the roll to be called up ‘yonder- except those people have NO idea who the heck the “Four Horsemen” are and probably spend most of the song wondering. “WHY does this guy thinks I need oil for a lamp- is he Amish or something?”

  7. @Morgan–I, too, noticed that little glint of glee. Nothing warms the cockles of the dour like death and destruction.

  8. I wonder if Woody is one of the Four horsemen…. Your children’s souls he’ll herd to hell, when he rides you’ll hear him cry,”Ride like the Wind Bullseye!” It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied!

  9. As wild and uncomfortably hilarious as this is, the guy is pretty clearly Catholic (look at the text on his YouTube channel). Unless there’s some branch of fundamentalism somewhere that prays the rosary.

  10. More importantly, he’s also a complete crackpot.

    Like I said, it really isn’t fair to put it on here but I couldn’t resist.

  11. I love how the camera makes several noticeable glitches since he doesn’t know how to setup a recorded track using different voices. Classic.

    And did he say “America is Bablyon?..” You think he and Schaap are in cahoots? I see a new “special music” guy at Pastor’s School.

  12. perhaps at the top of the long list of details to appreciate is the fact that he covers the brand label of that deft keyboard he’s rockin. However, the lyrical content here is not as cogent as Tap’s clear linking of the fall of america and the catholic church to Gallaraga’s perfect game and the bp oil spill (among other recent events). http://www.youtube.com/user/thirdeaglebooks#p/a/u/3/3U-n5Fh83lo How could we have missed such obvious signs!

  13. I didn’t have time to check out his youtube site. How does pre-mil, pre-trib, rapture make any sense in Catholicism? I’m more than a little confused!

    @Laura you’re tempting me to make mama grizzly jokes that are way off topic here.

    If Obama is the Leopard King does that mean he missed the rapture? If you jam a rapture into Revelation, it’s in Chapter 4, well before 13 by my counting. Must be socialist math on my part.

  14. He’s Cath? I didn’t think Cath’s had a contender in the eschatology competition

    Don’t let the beard and the ugly-shirt-for-older-men throw you off.

  15. BREAKING NEWS: Intensive and extensive and expensive and even pensive research has just discovered that the well-known pretribulation rapture is really and actually a SEVEN-stage coming. For proof look closely at I Thess. 4:13-18:
    (1) The Lord descends.
    (2) The shout.
    (3) The archangel’s voice.
    (4) The trumpet of God.
    (5) The dead rise.
    (6) The caught up (rapture).
    (7) The meeting in the air.

    I just left a space so you can fill it in with your gasps, shortness of breath, and clutching your heart. Yes, it’s true – seven (count them) stages. Would I or anyone else try to kid you? Lindsey, LaHaye, Ice, Jeffrey, Van Impe, Hagee, Missler, Strandberg etc. would never TRY to kid you. For proof of this, just Google articles like “Pretrib Rapture Diehards,” “Deceiving and Being Deceived,” “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” “Pretrib Rapture – Hidden Facts” and “Pretrib Rapture Secrecy” – all by a secret writer known only as D.M.
    BTW, for more info on the exciting seven-stage rapture, Google Joe Ortiz’s “End Times Passover” blog which can out-blog any blog that knows how to blog!

  16. @Fidel: OK Sooo which stage are we at and where was this work done how much did it cost?
    This is a humor sight idon’t know why you are even adverdtising here. I think everyone knows DM is Dave Mcphereson. This is a humor sight not a dispy one.

  17. I don’t think I’ve ever heard worse keyboard playing. I do love the camera angles though.

  18. Does this gent really believe that President Obama has four heads? That’s what he sings.

  19. I had a fourhead, but the receding hairline has turned it into more of a fivehead.

  20. Did anyone ever tell Mr. Golden Throat that eagles aren’t renowned for their singing? On the other hand he sings about as well as an eagle. 🙄 :mrgreen:
    Maybe if he wore black leather and spikes, and had a spastic drummer, wild-haired ax-player and a lot of smoke and flares going off… 😎
    Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

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