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Friday Challenge: DIY Gear

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The challenge for today is to imagine that SFL ran its own version of a church bookstore. What would the slogans and designs on the merchandise look like?

My own first contribution is this:

Attachments displaying your own ideas for t-shirts, bumper stickers, and cartoon-laden tracts can be mailed to stufffundieslike@gmail.com

88 thoughts on “Friday Challenge: DIY Gear”

  5. @Mo Do you know how hard it is to not start every prayer with “Lord, I just…”

    And it’s not just fundies that do this – it’s every Christian.

  9. @Mme Reyer, I love it!

    How about one that says,
    “appearance of evil” It could be black, and have…I dunno lettering reminiscent of some sort of rock band’s logo.

    And a couple for women:
    “pant-wearing, hair-cutting, america-destroying, career-having feminist”
    or
    “Sorry, not going to be your homeschooling housewife.”

    1. I would so wear that shirt, regardless of the consequences,
      Although I guess mine would have a photo of the statue of David with the caption “if Michelangelo had been straight the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.”
      Or alternatively no picture, but this on the front and back respectively
      “Yes I found Jesus!” “then I put him back”
      Alternatively alternatively, for those who enjoy Assassin’s Creed, “Davinci is my sassy gay friend”
      “I’ve got nothing against God, It’s his fan club I can’t stand” That last one is a bumper sticker, but I’d wear a shirt with that on it.

  11. Gabriel wrote:
    “A sign for the back window of a 15 passenger van. Weaker Brothers on Board”

    And do I know the PERFECT fundy college van to slap that sticker on!!!!

    1. Nice one!!! 😆 Or maybe 15 weaker brothers and sisters on board… 😈

  13. @usedtobefundy

    I don’t know what college you’ve got in mind, but… When my family was going out east for our vacation, we passed a 15 passenger van from HAC out in New York. That would have been a perfect candidate. It made me think of Matthew 23:15. Maybe that could be incorporated into a bumper sticker…

  15. @Loren…Thank you.

    More SFL Bookstore Signature T-shirts:

    Stuff Fundies Like Website – Helping The Weaker Brother Stumble Since 2008

    Stuff Fundies Like Website – 1611 Ways We Will Send You Straight To Hell

    Stuff Fundies Like Website – Every Appearance Of Evil Just One Mouse Click Away

  16. @ don. That’s how we holy roll. I love it. How about this one. The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.

  17. @ Darrel I love your stick figures. Did it again, man, the variation of hear no evil, etc. is funny but sadly oh so true….

  18. Josh wrote:

    “I don’t know what college you’ve got in mind, but… When my family was going out east for our vacation, we passed a 15 passenger van from HAC out in New York. That would have been a perfect candidate. It made me think of Matthew 23:15. Maybe that could be incorporated into a bumper sticker…”

    I was thinking of West Coast Baptist College (AKA: Weaker Christian Brother College), but HAC is another obvious candidate…although the acronym works better with WCBC.

    Matthew 23:15
    Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

    Follow us and double your stature!

    Okay,, that was not great….I will work on this…LOL!

  21. Bob Jones University- BJU, Pensacola Christian College- PCC, Fundamentalist University-??

  25. @Mike how about “Sacred Temple Fundamentalist University”? 🙂

    @Kate LOVE the Queen weird Al spin off!

  28. Got one!

    “My Fundy Mind Tricks are better than your Jedi Mind Tricks.”

    Yes…I went there. Thank you Star Wars.

  31. A t-shirt with a photo of the Earth, taken from space, and the words “wish you were here” printed on it.

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