The challenge for today is to imagine that SFL ran its own version of a church bookstore. What would the slogans and designs on the merchandise look like?
My own first contribution is this:
Attachments displaying your own ideas for t-shirts, bumper stickers, and cartoon-laden tracts can be mailed to firstname.lastname@example.org
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Can I use the first one “ex-fundamentalist” as my Facebook status?
I want the ‘I Survived Hyles-Anderson College’ shirt.
@Matt feel free.
Please make sure all slogans use Papyrus font.
@Mo Do you know how hard it is to not start every prayer with “Lord, I just…”
And it’s not just fundies that do this – it’s every Christian.
Because we do everything else like it’s still 1611.
“Cause that’s how we holy roll…”
Major LIKE! 😎
@Mme Reyer, I love it!
How about one that says,
“appearance of evil” It could be black, and have…I dunno lettering reminiscent of some sort of rock band’s logo.
And a couple for women:
“pant-wearing, hair-cutting, america-destroying, career-having feminist”
“Sorry, not going to be your homeschooling housewife.”
Well, I have an idea for a t-shirt using this portrait of the Duke of Buckingham
and some variation on the phrase, “Do you know what King James was doing in 1611”. But I fear for the safety of the wearer.
I would so wear that shirt, regardless of the consequences,
Although I guess mine would have a photo of the statue of David with the caption “if Michelangelo had been straight the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.”
Or alternatively no picture, but this on the front and back respectively
“Yes I found Jesus!” “then I put him back”
Alternatively alternatively, for those who enjoy Assassin’s Creed, “Davinci is my sassy gay friend”
“I’ve got nothing against God, It’s his fan club I can’t stand” That last one is a bumper sticker, but I’d wear a shirt with that on it.
“A sign for the back window of a 15 passenger van. Weaker Brothers on Board”
And do I know the PERFECT fundy college van to slap that sticker on!!!!
Nice one!!! 😆 Or maybe 15 weaker brothers and sisters on board… 😈
I LOVE @Luna’s ideas! I’d ask women wearing either of those t-shirts out! LOL
I don’t know what college you’ve got in mind, but… When my family was going out east for our vacation, we passed a 15 passenger van from HAC out in New York. That would have been a perfect candidate. It made me think of Matthew 23:15. Maybe that could be incorporated into a bumper sticker…
I rarely cry, but tears are rolling down my face. LOVE this thread!! :p
More SFL Bookstore Signature T-shirts:
Stuff Fundies Like Website â€“ Helping The Weaker Brother Stumble Since 2008
Stuff Fundies Like Website â€“ 1611 Ways We Will Send You Straight To Hell
Stuff Fundies Like Website â€“ Every Appearance Of Evil Just One Mouse Click Away
@ don. That’s how we holy roll. I love it. How about this one. The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
@ Darrel I love your stick figures. Did it again, man, the variation of hear no evil, etc. is funny but sadly oh so true….
“I donâ€™t know what college youâ€™ve got in mind, butâ€¦ When my family was going out east for our vacation, we passed a 15 passenger van from HAC out in New York. That would have been a perfect candidate. It made me think of Matthew 23:15. Maybe that could be incorporated into a bumper stickerâ€¦”
I was thinking of West Coast Baptist College (AKA: Weaker Christian Brother College), but HAC is another obvious candidate…although the acronym works better with WCBC.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
Follow us and double your stature!
Okay,, that was not great….I will work on this…LOL!
Where making you a twofold child of hell is the main thing!
@ Ron Bean–for the mirror: “Avoid all appearance of evil”
Bob Jones University- BJU, Pensacola Christian College- PCC, Fundamentalist University-??
LM?O at the Weird Al one! 😀
Another one rides the bus…now that has to be my fav of all time. Forget weird al that one is probably real and in use out there 🙂
@Mike how about “Sacred Temple Fundamentalist University”? 🙂
@Kate LOVE the Queen weird Al spin off!
My God is bigger than your Gid
@ Loren Sweet! …”git in touch with Gid, turn your radio on”…
“My Fundy Mind Tricks are better than your Jedi Mind Tricks.”
Yesâ€¦I went there. Thank you Star Wars.
A very late but very welcome addition…
Lovely green box ya got there, Darrell.
A t-shirt with a phot of the Eath taken from space, and the words “wish you were here
A t-shirt with a photo of the Earth, taken from space, and the words “wish you were here” printed on it.
i saw a guy once who was wearing a t-shirt that said “Nobody knows I’m Gay!”