Thanks to the astute reader who submitted this from the bowels of fundyland. Be safe, my friend.
For the rest of you, do feel free to make up your own acrostic with the flower of your choice.
Ever wonder what kind of rules people have to live by when they’re on the staff of a hardcore fundamentalist church? Ever stop to think exactly how much control the pastor has directly of their personal lives?
Presented here without further commentary is the Staff Manual for North Valley Baptist Church, kingdom of Jack “the pastor is your shepherd you shall not want” Treiber.
(If you’d prefer not to read it on scribd you can also directly download the PDF)
In case you were wondering these are Hyles-Anderson College Bible faculty members Ken Schaap, Stuart Mason, Scott Gray and Chris Tefft.