Keys to starting a successful Bible Institute:
1) Choose a name that symbolizes pain, grief, and exhaustion.
2) Make sure everybody in your advertising has at least one honorary doctorate.
4) Make sure the picture of your college President makes him look more than a little disturbed. That way the crazies who sign up will know they’re among friends.
When I see things like this it makes me wonder if there’s really any point writing parody of fundamentalists. It seems they’ve taken up the task of self-mockery with a vigor that I’m unlikely to be able to rival.