Wait, I thought barcodes were part of the whole Mark of the beast thing?! Now we can wear them with “Baptist” on it? I’m confused. Oh wait, it must be a Southern Baptist thing. Never mind.
Now I KNOW this is for Southern Baptists. See, Fundies wouldn’t have to “keep up” since nothing changes. If it changes, it wasn’t true to begin with. (Or so I’ve been told.)
Nothing changes in Fundamentalism? Although it may look that way, it’s really not so. Fundamentalism actually changes like crazy. The thing is, it changes in reaction to what’s going on around it, and not in an orderly way. There are things being taught now about the King James Bible, for example, that would have been too extreme 20 years ago. Views on women have been changing in reaction to feminism. Sadly, some of the reactions to feminism in the name of “tradition” are allowing heretical views of the Trinity into some churches. Fundamentalism does change, but it’s only seen by those who are paying attention.
I went to a Wisconsin Synod Lutheran Church for a year back in the 70’s. Believe it or not, they didn’t allow women to vote in the business meetings. Even the fundamentalists don’t do that. (at least not the ones that I know of) Sadly, there’s a lot of truth on this site about fundy problems, but lets face it, they’re not the only ones with issues.
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Wait, I thought barcodes were part of the whole Mark of the beast thing?! Now we can wear them with “Baptist” on it? I’m confused. Oh wait, it must be a Southern Baptist thing. Never mind.
You’re behind the times. Barcodes stopped being the devil when they were replaced by debit cards as the new way the anti-Christ would mark everyone.
You really should try to keep up.
“You really should try to keep up.”
Now I KNOW this is for Southern Baptists. See, Fundies wouldn’t have to “keep up” since nothing changes. If it changes, it wasn’t true to begin with. (Or so I’ve been told.)
Both of you should really try to keep up. The new thing is microchips implanted in your right hand. I have one for my cat, he’s going to hell.
Cats go to hell automatically. Have you ever looked into their eyes? Satan lives there.
The real agenda of this website? Mock gospel preachers and make some money off of it?
I only wish I were actually making some money here.
I’ve not made one red cent of profit off of this site.
y’all need some time in the prayer closet.
Nothing changes in Fundamentalism? Although it may look that way, it’s really not so. Fundamentalism actually changes like crazy. The thing is, it changes in reaction to what’s going on around it, and not in an orderly way. There are things being taught now about the King James Bible, for example, that would have been too extreme 20 years ago. Views on women have been changing in reaction to feminism. Sadly, some of the reactions to feminism in the name of “tradition” are allowing heretical views of the Trinity into some churches. Fundamentalism does change, but it’s only seen by those who are paying attention.
I went to a Wisconsin Synod Lutheran Church for a year back in the 70’s. Believe it or not, they didn’t allow women to vote in the business meetings. Even the fundamentalists don’t do that. (at least not the ones that I know of) Sadly, there’s a lot of truth on this site about fundy problems, but lets face it, they’re not the only ones with issues.