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You might be an ex-fundi if.....
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04-10-2011, 09:37 PM
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You might be an ex-fundi if.....
You might be an ex-fundie if.....you had a "bleep" machine on your TV....that is, if you were allowed to have a TV.
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04-10-2011, 09:43 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
...if a khaki, knee length skirt was a staple in your wardrobe, if you owned a denim jumper and wore tennis shoes with it, and if you know what the term "mixed bathing" means.
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04-10-2011, 09:43 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
We weren't - until I was a teenager in the mid-1980s.
You might be an ex-fundie if . . . you still feel guilty when you listen to CCM even if you mentally know it's not unbiblical. "Do not look so sad. We shall meet soon again.” “Please, Aslan,” said Lucy, “what do you call soon?” “I call all times soon,” said Aslan. |
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04-10-2011, 09:58 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-10-2011 09:59 PM by Don.)
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
If you have a list that starts with, "You might be and Ex-Fundie if you _____." then you Might be an ex Fundie.
If you feel guitly about not "dressing up in Suit and Tie" for church you might be a male ex-Fundie. If you feel guilty about about not wearing a dress to church, you may be a male who just has issues. If you see a Baptist Chirch with a Revival sign out front and you fight the urge to pull into the parking lot and go in... you might be an ex-Fundie. If you have felt the desire to come to the defense of Chuck Phelps the last couple of days, then you are not an Ex-fundie yet. "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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04-10-2011, 09:59 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
You might be an ex-fundie if....the only way you can recite Scripture now is in the King James Version.
The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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04-10-2011, 10:06 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
if hearing "Just as I am" or "I Surrender All" give you altar call twitches.
if you still can't eat in a restaurant with a "bar-like atmosphere" if you have ever walked up to a complete stranger and said, "If you died today, do you know where you'd go?" before you formed any sort of relationship with them at all if you have never darkened the door of a theater... "The phoenix hope, can wing her way through desert skies, and still defying fortune's spite; revive from ashes and rise." Cervantes |
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04-10-2011, 10:18 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-10-2011 10:06 PM)Jenni Wrote: if hearing "Just as I am" or "I Surrender All" give you altar call twitches. I ALMOST wrote something about those songs! lol The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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04-10-2011, 10:44 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-10-2011 09:43 PM)Ex-IFBer Wrote: ...if a khaki, knee length skirt was a staple in your wardrobe, if you owned a denim jumper and wore tennis shoes with it, and if you know what the term "mixed bathing" means. Haha, I used that term tonight and my husband said "What is THAT?" ...he was never a fundie. He has no concept of these things. |
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04-10-2011, 11:28 PM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-10-2011 09:43 PM)Ex-IFBer Wrote: ...if a khaki, knee length skirt was a staple in your wardrobe, if you owned a denim jumper and wore tennis shoes with it, and if you know what the term "mixed bathing" means.And just the thought of wearing pants to church was enough to give you a case of nerves, you're probably a female fundy. Some people get cool hallucinations that tell them to kill people. Mine just try to get me into trouble. Paul Southworth |
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04-11-2011, 06:39 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-10-2011 09:43 PM)Ex-IFBer Wrote: ...if a khaki, knee length skirt was a staple in your wardrobe, if you owned a denim jumper and wore tennis shoes with it, and if you know what the term "mixed bathing" means. Knee length? Your church must have been far less spiritual than mine. Ours were ankle length. Knee length is definite compromise. ![]()
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