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Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
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04-05-2011, 06:52 PM
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Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
No matter which side of the aisle you're on, it's funny when politicians get caught overusing a particular bit of rhetorical flourish
"It doesn't help to wear a hat on your head if your posterior is exposed." ~ PW "Don't make crazy your normal and then wonder why nobody agrees with you." ~ EC |
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04-05-2011, 08:48 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
So, what is the "first" FIRST thing in the morning and the "last" LAST thing at night?
"There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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04-05-2011, 09:18 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
With all that thinking, it's a wonder he gets any sleep at all...
"I'm through playing by the rules of someone else's game." -Elphaba from Wicked |
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04-06-2011, 08:02 AM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
(04-05-2011 08:48 PM)Don Wrote: So, what is the "first" FIRST thing in the morning and the "last" LAST thing at night? The first thing I do in the morning is to "relieve' myself. The second thing I do is get out of bed. 
Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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04-06-2011, 08:30 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
(04-06-2011 08:02 AM)Scorpio Wrote:(04-05-2011 08:48 PM)Don Wrote: So, what is the "first" FIRST thing in the morning and the "last" LAST thing at night? Sounds like the makings of a Wilfred Brimley Depends commercial 
"There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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04-07-2011, 08:10 AM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
(04-06-2011 08:30 PM)Don Wrote:(04-06-2011 08:02 AM)Scorpio Wrote: The first thing I do in the morning is to "relieve' myself. The second thing I do is get out of bed. "Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I eat oatmeal, and you should too. I have diabetes and will you too if you don't eat your oatmeal. I also wet the bed and you will too when you get to be my age."
Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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04-07-2011, 01:05 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
I'm just glad to hear that he actually can and does think, up until I saw this clip I wasn't sure, actually I'm still not sure.
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04-07-2011, 01:56 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
I usually can't think at all in the morning until I finish the three "sh's" and my coffee
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side" |
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04-07-2011, 02:06 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
(04-07-2011 01:56 PM)captain_solo Wrote: I usually can't think at all in the morning until I finish the three "sh's" and my coffee One more post captain and you'll get 4 stars next to your name Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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04-07-2011, 05:48 PM
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RE: Rhetoric: Barak's Busy Bedtime
(04-07-2011 02:06 PM)Scorpio Wrote:(04-07-2011 01:56 PM)captain_solo Wrote: I usually can't think at all in the morning until I finish the three "sh's" and my coffee I've not figured out when the 5th one kicks in yet. "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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