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Need a job?
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03-09-2011, 03:18 PM
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RE: Need a job?
(03-09-2011 03:13 PM)caramelcreme777 Wrote: Love Brian Regan! Getting to see him live was the highlight of my year. 
"It doesn't help to wear a hat on your head if your posterior is exposed." ~ PW "Don't make crazy your normal and then wonder why nobody agrees with you." ~ EC |
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03-09-2011, 05:26 PM
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RE: Need a job?
Quote:I have a BS degree in Pastoral Theology What? [/quote] BS. Pastoral Theology from a fundy school. Aren't they the same thing?
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03-09-2011, 05:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-09-2011 05:31 PM by captain_solo.)
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RE: Need a job?
Hey, I resent that.
My Fundy B.S. is accredited! But its not in theology. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side" |
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04-05-2011, 09:01 AM
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RE: Need a job?
The updates are here, the updates are here!!!
CLICK ME!! I already found one of my favorites for the month! I am a Conservative christian KJV music director/piano player/music educator? Huh? What exactly is a KJV music director? |
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04-05-2011, 09:17 AM
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RE: Need a job?
(04-05-2011 09:01 AM)12StepExFundy Wrote: The updates are here, the updates are here!!! Allow me to enlighten you - HYMNBOOK ONLY. If it's not in the hymn book (Soul Stirring Songs and Hymns) then bless God, HE'S NOT SINGIN' IT! Christians, we're all afraid of fire, We prefer to suck on pacifiers - Baby pacifists, we're throwin' fits. We don't shake hands, we shake our fists! We're cannibals, we watch our brothers fall - We eat our own, the bones - and all! - "Down in Flames" Relient K |
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04-05-2011, 09:19 AM
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RE: Need a job?
(04-05-2011 09:17 AM)caramelcreme777 Wrote:(04-05-2011 09:01 AM)12StepExFundy Wrote: The updates are here, the updates are here!!! The choir, however, may use any two-part John W. Peterson cantata. Christians, we're all afraid of fire, We prefer to suck on pacifiers - Baby pacifists, we're throwin' fits. We don't shake hands, we shake our fists! We're cannibals, we watch our brothers fall - We eat our own, the bones - and all! - "Down in Flames" Relient K |
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04-05-2011, 10:45 AM
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RE: Need a job?
That is so sad...it's like reading the personals ads for misfits. But my favorite is Rev. Brian Hines Sr. Mainly because of this:
Quote:I am just a country boy and country preacher who desires to be used of God and Christ. My e-mail is pootieloving@yahoo.com and would appreciate only serious requests for my services to a small independent baptist church in the area in which I live. Can someone tell me what "pootieloving" is? For our wisdom ought to be nothing else than to embrace with humble teachableness, and at least without finding fault, whatever is taught in Sacred Scripture. John Calvin |
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04-05-2011, 02:48 PM
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(04-05-2011 10:45 AM)pblawman Wrote: That is so sad...it's like reading the personals ads for misfits. But my favorite is Rev. Brian Hines Sr. Mainly because of this: .... only if you pull my finger... 
"There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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04-05-2011, 05:50 PM
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RE: Need a job?
I like the ones that say for all practical purposes..."we need you as our Pastor but we can't pay you"
Having a 'How 'bout them Cincinnati Reds?' day...and waiting for the other shoe drop... |
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04-06-2011, 12:47 AM
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RE: Need a job?
(03-08-2011 07:26 PM)Apathetic or whatever Wrote: It seems like the posts alternate between "Pastor needing a Church" and "Church needing a Pastor". Am I the only one who sees the obvious solution? craigslist's personals? i'm married. it's awesome. |
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