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seenthelight · 08-02-2012, 12:43 PM

I just love this picture!

I haven't been in church in a couple of years due to some personal issues stemming from the death of my son, but this picture "speaks" to me!

I took this at Orlando's 2012 MegaCon. Not sure why Jesus was there; maybe Jesus was this guy's hero?

Anyway, I thought it was a brilliant picture: JESUS GIVING HIS BLOOD. When I got home and really looked at the picture, I could see that Jesus also "has the whole world in His hands."

The salvation message in one picture! Who knew?!

**Mominator** · 08-02-2012, 02:26 PM

I think they should change his boots to TEVAS. That's what I wear! Big Grin

captain_solo · 08-02-2012, 02:53 PM

There's only one problem...what blood type does Jesus put on the forms, after all, didn't greg establish here that his blood is extra-terrestrial super-duper magic blood, not real human blood, it might kill anyone who dares put it in the body of a mere mortal.

greg · 08-02-2012, 04:32 PM

(08-02-2012 02:53 PM)captain_solo Wrote: There's only one problem...what blood type does Jesus put on the forms, after all, didn't greg establish here that his blood is extra-terrestrial super-duper magic blood, not real human blood, it might kill anyone who dares put it in the body of a mere mortal.

"How much more severely do you think a man deserves to be punished who has trampled the Son of God under foot, WHO HAS TREATED AS AN UNHOLY THING THE BLOOD of the covenant that sanctified him, and who has insulted the Spirit of grace?" Heb 10:29

"But you have come to to Mount Zion, to the heavenly Jerusalem, the city of the living God. You have come to thousands upon thousands of angels in joyful assembly, to the church of the firstborn, whose names are written in heaven. You have come to God, the judge of all men, to the spirits of righteous men made perfect, to Jesus the mediator of a new covenant, and to THE SPRINKLED BLOOD THAT SPEAKS A BETTER WORD THAN THE BLOOD OF ABEL." Heb 12:22-24

NotUnderLaw · 08-02-2012, 05:35 PM

These are pretty funny.

Not entirely sure why Jesus would be wearing a cross though?

dramaturge · 08-02-2012, 08:19 PM

It's the jewelry equivalent of tattooing your own name on yourself. :-P

seenthelight · 08-02-2012, 08:27 PM

The videos were so very funny!! Just what we needed tonight....I shared with my husband who was in a grumpy mood. Not sure which clip was my favorite!! I think Jesus would think they are funny, too. (If people don't think He has a sense of humor, they haven't been to a zoo or aquarium lately!).

captain_solo · 08-03-2012, 07:49 AM

(08-02-2012 04:32 PM)greg Wrote:
(08-02-2012 02:53 PM)captain_solo Wrote: There's only one problem...what blood type does Jesus put on the forms, after all, didn't greg establish here that his blood is extra-terrestrial super-duper magic blood, not real human blood, it might kill anyone who dares put it in the body of a mere mortal.

"How much more severely do you think a man deserves to be punished who has trampled the Son of God under foot, WHO HAS TREATED AS AN UNHOLY THING THE BLOOD of the covenant that sanctified him, and who has insulted the Spirit of grace?" Heb 10:29

"But you have come to to Mount Zion, to the heavenly Jerusalem, the city of the living God. You have come to thousands upon thousands of angels in joyful assembly, to the church of the firstborn, whose names are written in heaven. You have come to God, the judge of all men, to the spirits of righteous men made perfect, to Jesus the mediator of a new covenant, and to THE SPRINKLED BLOOD THAT SPEAKS A BETTER WORD THAN THE BLOOD OF ABEL." Heb 12:22-24

see, not only still fundy, but still a fundy heretic - destroying the humanity of Christ is a dangerous doctrine of demons.

greg · 08-03-2012, 08:05 AM

(08-03-2012 07:49 AM)captain_solo Wrote:
(08-02-2012 04:32 PM)greg Wrote: "How much more severely do you think a man deserves to be punished who has trampled the Son of God under foot, WHO HAS TREATED AS AN UNHOLY THING THE BLOOD of the covenant that sanctified him, and who has insulted the Spirit of grace?" Heb 10:29

"But you have come to to Mount Zion, to the heavenly Jerusalem, the city of the living God. You have come to thousands upon thousands of angels in joyful assembly, to the church of the firstborn, whose names are written in heaven. You have come to God, the judge of all men, to the spirits of righteous men made perfect, to Jesus the mediator of a new covenant, and to THE SPRINKLED BLOOD THAT SPEAKS A BETTER WORD THAN THE BLOOD OF ABEL." Heb 12:22-24

see, not only still fundy, but still a fundy heretic - destroying the humanity of Christ is a dangerous doctrine of demons.

"Father forgive them, for they know not what they do"

C_Fresh · 08-03-2012, 10:10 AM

"And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself." Matt 27:5

"Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise." Luke 10:37b

Look! I can throw out random verses too!

***NOTE: *** The preceding verses were an example of aguing from the absurd. They are in no way indicative of the views of me, SFL, Darrell, greg, or any other person. This is entirely a work of absurdism. Any similarities to actual people, places and things is entirely coincidental. No keyboards were harmed in the posting of this message. Help control the pet population: have your pet spayed or neutered.