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SHOUT IT FROM THE HOUSE TOP REVIVAL STARTS JULY 10TH THRU JULY 17TH
07-07-2012, 08:55 PM
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SHOUT IT FROM THE HOUSE TOP REVIVAL STARTS JULY 10TH THRU JULY 17TH
The caps are there because I wanted you to get the authentic feel... and it was too much work to retype instead of copy and pasting.

http://www.opendoorbaptistchurchdetroit.com/events.htm

It's a veritable who's who of fundy jackassery:
Quote:MANY GUEST SPEAKERS, INCLUDING:
• Dr. Lawrence Mendez
• Dr. John Hamblin
• Dr. Phil Kidd
• Dr Jason Kendrick
• Pastor John Peck
• Pastor Bart Spencer
• Pastor R.B. Ouellette and more

The four-point pocket hanky brigade is coming out in force.

Anybody local to Detroit wanna visit and file field reports?

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07-07-2012, 09:12 PM
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I could go and get saved again a few times.

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07-07-2012, 09:36 PM
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(07-07-2012 08:55 PM)redbeardiam Wrote:  The four-point pocket hanky brigade is coming out in force.

Let's send the Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh to investigate!!
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07-08-2012, 01:20 AM
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"BRING YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND COME JOIN US FOR THIS UPLIFTING WEEK OF PREACHING AND SINGING UNDER THE TENT. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY YOU CAME." If the next seven days in Detroit are anything like the last seven days which had temperatures of over 90 degrees for three days, 100 one day, and 101 another day, I would not want to be sitting under a tent in my Sunday go-to-meeting clothes.

"Do not look so sad. We shall meet soon again.” “Please, Aslan,” said Lucy, “what do you call soon?” “I call all times soon,” said Aslan.
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07-08-2012, 05:49 AM
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(07-07-2012 09:12 PM)co_heir Wrote:  I could go and get saved again a few times.

Pretty please?

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07-08-2012, 10:12 AM
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(07-08-2012 01:20 AM)pastors wife Wrote:  "BRING YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND COME JOIN US FOR THIS UPLIFTING WEEK OF PREACHING AND SINGING UNDER THE TENT. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY YOU CAME." If the next seven days in Detroit are anything like the last seven days which had temperatures of over 90 degrees for three days, 100 one day, and 101 another day, I would not want to be sitting under a tent in my Sunday go-to-meeting clothes.

amen. I can do without the heat we've had in the mitten this past week.

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07-08-2012, 10:34 AM
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If I wanted to spend my vacation hot, sweaty, and being yelled at, I'd go to Norway and sit in a sauna with a bunch of drunk Russians.

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07-08-2012, 11:00 AM
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07-08-2012, 11:22 AM
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(07-08-2012 11:00 AM)Breaking Free Wrote:  Gangsta WANNABE
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Fixed it.

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07-08-2012, 01:06 PM
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(07-08-2012 11:22 AM)boymom Wrote:  
(07-08-2012 11:00 AM)Breaking Free Wrote:  Gangsta WANNABE
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Fixed it.

One of them nut balls used to be a gansta, I don't remember if it's Hambone or Mendez
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