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An Interactive Fundie Sermon
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03-28-2012, 11:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2012 08:59 AM by Don.)
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An Interactive Fundie Sermon
EDIT: In the spirit of true interaction the rules are that YOU contribute to this sermon. Below you will find a good solid Fundie foundation and it is up to you to add to it. So, today you are the preacher, go on let'er fly! Give us your contribution to the Interactive fundie sermon. Enjoy.
 My wasn't that wonderful singing? Sister Beulah that song really blessed my heart. I have been wrestling with what message to bring since last night and while you were singin' the Lord gave me the message I am supposed to preach hear now. If you have your, Black leather, wide margin, Scofield reference, 1611, King James Bible turn to Genesis 39. This is where we will be getting out text tonight, and tonight's Sermon is titled "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizzards." Put your finger in there to hold your place and then turn with me to Luke 15: 11-32, put a finger in there too and finally turn to 2 Samuel 11:2-4. We seem to be doing a lot of finger putting tonight amen? ... "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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03-29-2012, 06:37 AM
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RE: An Interactive Fundie Sermon
What's MORE fun than that interaction in a Fundy sermon is when the MOG pulls up a chair on the platform and you get to sit in it and hear an entire message about yourself as he's pissed and takes it out on you. This actually happened to a guy I knew at OBC!
Fundamentalism no longer has a hold on me - I'm free! ![[Image: 400-fps-patch-frog-like-guns-patch-1.jpg]](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/mcclaskeyj/400-fps-patch-frog-like-guns-patch-1.jpg) ![[Image: BumperSticker.jpg]](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk59/mcclaskeyj/BumperSticker.jpg)
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03-29-2012, 08:07 AM
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RE: An Interactive Fundie Sermon
Snoring isn't considered "interactive"?
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde |
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03-29-2012, 09:16 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2012 09:17 AM by Tiarali.)
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RE: An Interactive Fundie Sermon
Haymen!
(Oh wait, I'm female, so I should stay silent. Oops. Lol.) Our love is the digital transfer of information  ![[Image: th_eureka_flag.jpg]](http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq278/hanno_2008/th_eureka_flag.jpg)
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