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G-Rated Insults
02-26-2012, 08:03 PM
Post: #11
RE: G-Rated Insults
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So if "God looks on the heart," and "as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he," doesn't God look on these G-rated insults as being equal to the "F-bomb" and its friends?
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Your problem, Beth, is that you've forgotten that sin is actually located in particular words, beverages, and locations (movie theaters). Jesus never said anything like "if a man looks on a woman with lust, he has committed adultery already in his heart."

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it." -xkcd
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02-26-2012, 08:11 PM
Post: #12
RE: G-Rated Insults
(02-25-2012 07:55 PM)Jenn Wrote:  As a fundy I am just so righteously angry right now that I want to call you all kinds of bad words that I'm not allowed to say. So I'll have to be creative... You're an idiot!... you have the brains of a flea! ... you're retarded (ok, that's pushing it, but I believe it's a Gipp favorite)...

We could make a whole book of actual quotes and add funny illustrations. Even better, animated cartoons in SNL's "fun with real audio" style.

I have massive issues with the use of "retarded" as an insult, and I would go off on anyone I heard using it as one.
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02-26-2012, 08:19 PM
Post: #13
RE: G-Rated Insults
(02-26-2012 07:36 AM)captain_solo Wrote:  "ugly as sin"
Actually, sin is rather attractive. That accounts for its continued popularity.

(04-23-2012 04:08 PM)greg Wrote:  I've been lying about being a cop, I just lie all the time. Tongue
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02-26-2012, 09:05 PM
Post: #14
RE: G-Rated Insults
"Don't come to me with your stinkin' only the originals are inspired. You're not intellectual. You're retarded!"

SOURCE: Dr. Jack Hyles, from the sermon, Get Your Stinking Feet Out of My Drinking Water
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02-26-2012, 09:08 PM
Post: #15
RE: G-Rated Insults
Gipp on courting:

"So stay away from my sons when you go husband shopping for that girl who is too retarded or too immoral to be trusted to get the right mate without Daddy's micro-management."
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02-26-2012, 09:22 PM
Post: #16
RE: G-Rated Insults
What I am continuously astounded by is the immaturity of these people. Men who are grandfathers, have been through life, yet still act like children in the way they taunt people. You would think that life ought to bring wisdom and a more humble spirit in dealing with people.

When angry fundies come on these boards and on the blog, we often assume they must be very young to be so arrogant, and have such little regard for common courtesy. But they are not all young. Young and old, same arrogance. Same childish insults.
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02-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Post: #17
RE: G-Rated Insults
(02-26-2012 07:55 PM)beth Wrote:  So if "God looks on the heart," and "as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he," doesn't God look on these G-rated insults as being equal to the "F-bomb" and its friends?

which is why I don't worry about it and use the F-bomb right away Big Grin (tho, I'm much more apt to add Bitch to it)

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02-26-2012, 10:37 PM
Post: #18
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(02-26-2012 09:22 PM)Jenn Wrote:  What I am continuously astounded by is the immaturity of these people. Men who are grandfathers, have been through life, yet still act like children in the way they taunt people. You would think that life ought to bring wisdom and a more humble spirit in dealing with people.

Yes. I feel like I'm allowed to be immature. I'm 24. My dad oughtn't be.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it." -xkcd
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02-27-2012, 07:40 AM
Post: #19
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(02-26-2012 06:54 PM)tiarali Wrote:  And as far as uneducated - don't some fundies consider that a compliment?

Absolutely. They don't need no fancy book learnin'. The only book they need is the KJV.

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02-28-2012, 04:48 PM
Post: #20
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(02-26-2012 08:19 PM)Papa Bear Wrote:  
(02-26-2012 07:36 AM)captain_solo Wrote:  "ugly as sin"
Actually, sin is rather attractive. That accounts for its continued popularity.

why yes, yes it is.

Which is why as a post-fundamentalist I have changed it to "ugly as a mud fence"

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