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Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
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03-01-2012, 05:05 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
hahaah ha hunh hahahaaah *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
"Lay members" What's that "Preacher Practice?" ![]() (02-22-2012 01:50 PM)Darrell Wrote: This actually is a movie that isn't a movie yet. It's a Kickstarter project from director Matt Barber who's credits include Chuck. The OC, and Human Target. "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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03-01-2012, 05:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-01-2012 05:23 PM by Elijah Craig.)
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
The more spiritual way of stating this feeling is, "I hope I get married before the Rapture."
"Married" is how preacher boys say "laid." |
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03-01-2012, 06:36 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
(03-01-2012 05:22 PM)Elijah Craig Wrote: The more spiritual way of stating this feeling is, "I hope I get married before the Rapture." The man speaks truth. http://bluecollarjesus.net "You are now DR.redbeardiam." - Presbygirl Proud recipient of "the blessedhopebaptist badge of bitterness" |
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03-01-2012, 06:42 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
Quote:"Married" is how preacher boys say "laid." yup. "It doesn't help to wear a hat on your head if your posterior is exposed." ~ PW "Don't make crazy your normal and then wonder why nobody agrees with you." ~ EC |
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03-01-2012, 08:19 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
(03-01-2012 05:22 PM)Elijah Craig Wrote: "Married" is how preacher boys say "laid." Not just preacher boys. I will probably never admit how much that had to do with my various dating relationships and/or marriage. "(1) Paul, Wikipedia expert, 06.10.2011" - Shoes Paul 4 Prez |
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03-01-2012, 08:46 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
(02-22-2012 01:50 PM)Darrell Wrote: This actually is a movie that isn't a movie yet. It's a Kickstarter project from director Matt Barber who's credits include Chuck. The OC, and Human Target. I support the missionary's position. "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips |
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11-04-2012, 11:18 PM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
Any new updates on this?
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11-05-2012, 12:21 AM
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RE: Jesus, Don't Let Me Die Before I've Had Sex
Footage and interviews are complete, and they're in the film editing stage it would seem.
Forget the fear/it's just a crutch/that tries to hold you back/and turn your dreams to dust. |
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