Darrell's thread of stuff from YouTube

[lucrezaborgia]

Quote:If you’ve seen a show, then you already know how magical theater can be. It’s a two-hour, live-action, barely affordable, un-lip-synced version of “Glee.” So, this song goes out to the rest of you—those who’ve never seen theater before—because Broadway has never been broader—it’s not just for gays any more!

If you feel like someone that this world excludes, it’s no longer only for dudes who like dudes. Attention every breeder, your invited to the theater. It’s not just for gays anymore. The glamor of Broadway is beckoning straights—the people who marry in all 50 states. We’re asking every hetero to get to know us better-o. It’s not just for gays anymore!

It’s for fine, upstanding Christians who know all the songs from Grease. It’s for sober-minded businessmen who yearn for some release. So, put down your Playboy and go make a plan to pick up a Playbill and feel like a man. There’s so much to discover with your different-gendered lover.

It’s not just for gays, the gays and the Jews, and cousins in from out of town you have to amuse, and the sad, embittered malcontents who write the reviews, and also foreign tourists, and the groups of senior citizens and well-to-do suburbanites and liberal intellectuals —though that group is really only Jews and homosexuals—I’ve lost my train of thought. Oh yes, it’s not just for gays anymore.

We’ve got swarms of Mormons, showgirls, sailors, dancing boys and nuns, plus a Spider facing, death-defying, budget over-runs. So, people from Red states, and people from Blue, a big Broadway rainbow is waiting for you. Come in and be inspired, there’s no sodomy required. Cause it’s not just for gays, it’s not just for gays—we’d be twice as proud to have you if you go both ways—Broadway is not just for gays anymore! (it’s not just for gay, not just for gays, anymore)