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How should you address God?
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01-27-2011, 10:29 PM
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RE: How should you address God?
I say "Heavenly Father." I know we can call Him "Abba Father"--which supposedly is an equivalent term of affection like "Daddy" (I could be wrong though)...but "Daddy" is my earthly father's name.
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." [Just not the ones in Berk.] |
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01-27-2011, 10:38 PM
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RE: How should you address God?
(01-19-2011 10:49 PM)Tony Mel Wrote: Is this the Fundy Theology: Serious Business forum? Here's the problem. We've all started down the slippery slope in leaving the IFB so now look at us: we can't even follow rules. We flout authority at every opportunity. Tell us it's "serious" and we'll try to be funny. Soon we'll be driving on the wrong side of the road! And then we'll get hit by a semi and die and Dr. Kidd can use us as a sermon illustration of the terrible things that happen when people leave the old paths and start reading the ESV and listening to CCM. "Do not look so sad. We shall meet soon again.” “Please, Aslan,” said Lucy, “what do you call soon?” “I call all times soon,” said Aslan. |
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01-28-2011, 11:41 AM
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RE: How should you address God?
(01-27-2011 10:38 PM)pastors wife Wrote:(01-19-2011 10:49 PM)Tony Mel Wrote: Is this the Fundy Theology: Serious Business forum? I didn't even see the serious business part, I couldn't see through the tears of laughter at the words "Fundy Theology" next to each other. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side" |
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01-28-2011, 11:44 PM
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RE: How should you address God?
I will take my suggestion from Ed Norton of The Honeymooner show's fame.
"Hello, God." A steady diet of Hellfire and brimstone will only give you Spiritual gas and indigestion... from Mark Moore as posted on Facebook |
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01-29-2011, 12:16 AM
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RE: How should you address God?
(01-28-2011 11:41 AM)captain_solo Wrote: I didn't even see the serious business part, I couldn't see through the tears of laughter at the words "Fundy Theology" next to each other. Capt'n I thought you and I were having a very deep Fundy Theological discussion. We were just getting to the nuances of the hedge and the gap as it pertained to personal intercourse and divine supplication.
"There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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