Eyeball shattering website

[dthatcher]

For your enjoyment,

quite possibly the worst designed website ever:

http://www.zion-corp.net/

[Presbygirl]

Thanks...now I'm going to see those purple halos for a few minutes. Can't say you didn't warn me!

[dthatcher]

If you don't feel like waiting through the whole intro the rest of the eyeball scarring site is here:
http://www.zion-corp.net/Adam/index3.htm

[laurat99]

(09-15-2011 03:46 PM)dthatcher Wrote:  If you don't feel like waiting through the whole intro the rest of the eyeball scarring site is here:
http://www.zion-corp.net/Adam/index3.htm

You had me at the rainbow zebras. No kidding about the eyeball shattering part, though!

[NotUnderLaw]

I can't imagine this as anything but a parody. Or the work of a cult.

The Symphonic Phone System looks like it was designed by EWF, or the illustrator of "The Jetsons".

[Annie Moose]

GAH MY EYES!

That was just terrible.

[NotUnderLaw]

Oh wow. The directors page is amazing. Also, it's a cult. Has to be.

I love the image of a Star Trek guy getting beamed up into the T.A.R.D.I.S.

The thing is, there are so many javascript hacks, css tricks on this page that it was done by someone who actually knows how to do it. It isn't some cut and paste script job. It is either a programmer who has been stuck under a rock for 20 years (or in a cult bunker), or it was done this way intentionally. You can't be this bad unintentionally.

[Phatchick]

Sweet holy mother of kitties! That has to be the most hideous thing I've seen on the web yet!

[Perry]

My Android's web browser force closes every time I try to go to the site. It must be trying to protect me and my eyes.

[co_heir]

Dang it! Now I can't see the football game on tv!