How many fundy rules can you break at once?

[Bob M]

(07-07-2012 10:21 AM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  Last night, I ...

1. Went into a bar
2. Took my kids into a bar (I did!!! And they're all 9 and under!!!!)
3. Was touched by a man who isn't my husband (on the leg!!!!!! I'm pretty sure he's family of the in-law variety, though, so it may or may not be ok.)
4. Was wearing capris and a low-cut top
5. Said some naughty words
6. Had an opinion of my own (being a female, this is really not OK)
7. Went mixed bathing (zomg!!!!)
8. In a low-cut swimming suit (pretty much everything is low cut on me, so this is not intentional)
9. With people who were drinking
10. Read this forum.



So it wasn't all at the same time, but it WAS within the space of about four hours. I'm a straight-up heathen.

Hell in a handbasket.

[Persnickety Polecat]

(07-07-2012 10:23 AM)Bob M Wrote:  

(07-07-2012 10:21 AM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  Last night, I ...

1. Went into a bar
2. Took my kids into a bar (I did!!! And they're all 9 and under!!!!)
3. Was touched by a man who isn't my husband (on the leg!!!!!! I'm pretty sure he's family of the in-law variety, though, so it may or may not be ok.)
4. Was wearing capris and a low-cut top
5. Said some naughty words
6. Had an opinion of my own (being a female, this is really not OK)
7. Went mixed bathing (zomg!!!!)
8. In a low-cut swimming suit (pretty much everything is low cut on me, so this is not intentional)
9. With people who were drinking
10. Read this forum.



So it wasn't all at the same time, but it WAS within the space of about four hours. I'm a straight-up heathen.

Hell in a handbasket.

In my defense, I wasn't drinking in the bar, and we were only there because it was a family function. I'm really not the bar type, lol.

[Bob M]

(07-07-2012 11:55 AM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  

(07-07-2012 10:23 AM)Bob M Wrote:  Hell in a handbasket.

In my defense, I wasn't drinking in the bar, and we were only there because it was a family function. I'm really not the bar type, lol.

Not the bar type? Hm. I have watched you, and I think you would be the life of any party.

[Naomi]

(07-07-2012 12:13 PM)Bob M Wrote:  

(07-07-2012 11:55 AM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  I'm really not the bar type, lol.

Not the bar type? Hm. I have watched you, and I think you would be the life of any party.

This is kind of funny, since we're all on an internet forum, typing away at our keyboards. We could seem quite different from our actual selves.

[Persnickety Polecat]

(07-07-2012 12:40 PM)Naomi Wrote:  

(07-07-2012 12:13 PM)Bob M Wrote:  Not the bar type? Hm. I have watched you, and I think you would be the life of any party.

This is kind of funny, since we're all on an internet forum, typing away at our keyboards. We could seem quite different from our actual selves.

Indeed. I could be a 400 lb. man with back hair.

I'm pretty shy in real life, but I'm every bit as opinionated. I just keep my opinions in my head.

But definitely 400 lbs. and covered with back hair. Or hair, anyway.

[Historian]

Hmmmmmm

Wore not just pants, but SHORTS, to a pub where I had an ale, while discussing something unchaperoned with a friend of the opposite gender, using the ESV at the time, before we went to a movie that was not rated G (so two sins for the price of one), followed by a dessert and a drink at a restaurant with a bar.

I think I get to count shorts as 2, since just not wearing a skirt is 1, then shorts is another 1. So then being in a pub at all is 1, drinking ale is 1, then being unchaperoned is another 1, then the ESV is 1, then the movie theater and a non-G-rated film is 2, then another drink is 1 and being at a restaurant with a bar is another 1.

So I think that's 10. Is that a winner?

And, we should ask some fundies. I think actually consuming any alcohol at all is like 100 points...or skip Go and go straight to hell...

[Bob M]

(07-09-2012 03:42 PM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  

(07-07-2012 12:40 PM)Naomi Wrote:  This is kind of funny, since we're all on an internet forum, typing away at our keyboards. We could seem quite different from our actual selves.

Indeed. I could be a 400 lb. man with back hair.

I'm pretty shy in real life, but I'm every bit as opinionated. I just keep my opinions in my head.

But definitely 400 lbs. and covered with back hair. Or hair, anyway.

See what I mean? 400 lbs and covered with back hair. Awesome. We could get drunk and shoot guns.

[Persnickety Polecat]

(07-10-2012 04:16 PM)Bob M Wrote:  

(07-09-2012 03:42 PM)Persnickety Polecat Wrote:  Indeed. I could be a 400 lb. man with back hair.

I'm pretty shy in real life, but I'm every bit as opinionated. I just keep my opinions in my head.

But definitely 400 lbs. and covered with back hair. Or hair, anyway.

See what I mean? 400 lbs and covered with back hair. Awesome. We could get drunk and shoot guns.

Oooo, I'm so in!

[Bill]

"as seen on Swamp People"...