OMG EARTHQUAKES IN DC RAPTURE GOD IS MAD AT USA RAPTURE

[Natalie]

(08-23-2011 03:34 PM)Jenn Wrote:  somebody somewhere is doing something gay or planning on it

[Natalie]

But, seriously, did you feel it?

I did. I was on my break at work and in my car and felt my car shimmy like someone was pushing on it.

[laurat99]

(08-25-2011 02:33 AM)Natalie Wrote:  

(08-24-2011 08:14 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  I'm on vacation, so if it weren't for Facebook, I wouldn't know about either the hurricane or earthquake. If it weren't for fundies, I wouldn't know that women wearing slacks in public hurt their witness, either.

Still doing SFL while on vacation means that SFL has taken over your brain.

Hopelessly addicted to this daily snarkfest.

[beth]

(08-24-2011 11:16 AM)Annie Moose Wrote:  Best thread title ever.

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(wait, what were we called in that newsletter a while back? I can't remember exactly what it said about SFL...)

You owe me new computer! That's the funniest thing I've read recently!

[Josh]

(08-24-2011 08:14 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  I'm on vacation, so if it weren't for Facebook, I wouldn't know about either the hurricane or earthquake. If it weren't for fundies, I wouldn't know that women wearing slacks in public hurt their witness, either.

Eventually, someone will put these ideas together. Oh, wait...

[elfdream]

The earthquake happened in Virginia which is one of the most conservative and religious states in the US. I guess we just have to work harder.

[GraceThruFaith]

I hear my IFB pastor say many times (because we live in CA, earthquakes happen all the time) that whenever an earthquake happened in the Bible, it meant that God was speaking, and it was never good. Believing that God treats man the same way He did in the Old Testament is just plain odd. Of course, I can hear an IFB retort, "But God doesn't change!"