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T-shirt Message
07-17-2011, 05:46 PM
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T-shirt Message
I think I'll let this one speak for itself...

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07-17-2011, 06:37 PM
Post: #2
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Did he just call all his fellow church members cow patties?

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07-17-2011, 07:11 PM
Post: #3
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Really?? Really??
A cult of Fecal Matter? No, excuse me, a BAPTIST cult of Fecal Matter.

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07-17-2011, 08:04 PM
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They should shorten their name to Fecal-Free Missionary Baptist.

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07-17-2011, 08:32 PM
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(07-17-2011 08:04 PM)Tony Mel Wrote:  They should shorten their name to Fecal-Free Missionary Baptist.

The grammar would suggest that he just said that all members of that church ARE sh!t.

My sister spotted this somewhere in Virginia and sent it to me as a text message.
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07-17-2011, 10:22 PM
Post: #6
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New Rising Missionary Baptist: (self rising?)
We are the shit!
Piling it Higher and Deeper (that's how we're rising)

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07-17-2011, 10:40 PM
Post: #7
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Grammatically, I don't think the double negative means ALL members of New Missionary Baptist are pieces of sh!t. It def does mean that any and all pieces of sh!t are members of New Missionary Baptist though. I think it's hilarious.

Do not giv tehm r00t on my servr,
cuz tehy sez tehy pwn me already ffs,
ther breath stinkz of hot pokets n diet pepsi.
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07-17-2011, 11:32 PM (This post was last modified: 07-17-2011 11:35 PM by IFB No More.)
Post: #8
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New T-shirt message:
"He who speakeTH not the true language
speakeTH damnation unto God
(Book of "Th" [Pro-KJV], 11:23)"

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07-18-2011, 04:53 AM
Post: #9
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I did a Google search to see if the church had a website. What I got was a series of hits with this EXACT SAME IMAGE. My sister did, in fact, send this to me as a text message. She's not exactly tech savvy and usually would have a hard time sending an existing online image. Given the dates on the postings, though, I'm afraid I've been had, and that she did not take the photo.

Still funny, though.
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