Official SFL Jobs

[Natalie]

I'm so changing my title thingy.

[paul]

I've got an opening for a bar wench. Turns out there is a LOT more drinking amongst you guys than I can handle on my own. (Helps if I'd freakin' settle down in one spot for a while.) Anyway, I'm sure we could use some help getting these drinks out to everyone.

Oh, and whomever it was that suggested to keep the Think Tank away from the bar needs to get on board. I think it is part of reformed theology that deep though theology discussions happen better with a little libation lubrication.

[EmilyKing]

(08-24-2011 03:30 PM)paul Wrote:  I've got an opening for a bar wench. Turns out there is a LOT more drinking amongst you guys than I can handle on my own. (Helps if I'd freakin' settle down in one spot for a while.) Anyway, I'm sure we could use some help getting these drinks out to everyone.

Oh, and whomever it was that suggested to keep the Think Tank away from the bar needs to get on board. I think it is part of reformed theology that deep though theology discussions happen better with a little libation lubrication.

Well I'm already security, so I can double as a bouncer. If no one's causing trouble, I'll help mix drinks.

[C_Fresh]

I can help out at the bar. I'm not a wench though and I'm not feeling the urge for a sex change All I know about booze, I learned from playing Kingdom of Loathing. heh heh

Hoping Scorpio could use some help flying. I'm out of practice but I used to fly Piper Warriors. I'm sure it would all come back pretty quickly.

[paul]

(08-25-2011 07:16 AM)C_Fresh Wrote:  All I know about booze, I learned from playing Kingdom of Loathing. heh heh

We have similar tutors. (Gotta love me some KoL, even if I don't nearly have the time like I used to.)

However, I will draw the line at this bar ever serving Rat Appendix Chow Mien. Just not gonna happen.

[C_Fresh]

Hooray for finding a fellow Loather!!! I was introduced to it 5 years ago and have been playing ever since. I love all the snark and witty writing. I've played this game more regularly than any other game/system including my PS3.

[Natalie]

Well, to assist Emily in security, I'll see if I can give HF enough sexual favors to encourage him to do security.

I can mix drinks if needed, although I only mix martinis... and only the chocolate ones.... and I might drink them before they get to the table, but that'll be the chance they take.

[Scorpio]

(08-25-2011 07:16 AM)C_Fresh Wrote:  Hoping Scorpio could use some help flying. I'm out of practice but I used to fly Piper Warriors. I'm sure it would all come back pretty quickly.

Finally a relief pilot! I really only need help after I have a few of Natalie's martinis.

Let me show you around. There's the wheel, the throttle thingy and that lever lowers the wheels. And oh yeah, if you hear a noise, just turn the radio up a little louder. Let me grab MY parachute. I'll be at the bar.