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Bad Advice thread
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06-09-2011, 09:30 PM
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Bad Advice thread
I'm stealing this game idea from another forum.
Here's how this works: Person A asks a question Quote:What's the best way to get weeds out of my yard/ Person B answers and then asks a question of their own: Quote:Just cement the whole yard, paint it green, and then you'll never have to worry about weeds again. Person C: Quote: Snakes on a Plane. Etc I'll start. My cat keeps mewing at me. What should I do? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-09-2011, 09:48 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
Ban Lizzy F. for... no, wait, sorry got confused for a sec.
A. Get a dog. Q. How do I remove oil stains from clothes? She Who Must Be Obeyed |
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06-09-2011, 09:54 PM
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06-09-2011, 09:58 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2011 10:19 PM by Tony Mel.)
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 09:54 PM)Josh Wrote: A: Have your dog lick them clean. A: Pray to Mary for rain.  Q: Where should I go on my next date? The Fellowship of Post-Fundamentalists |
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06-09-2011, 10:06 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 09:58 PM)Tony Mel Wrote: Q: Where should I go on my next date? A: BJU Bible Conference Q: What kind of transportation should I rely on in grad school? "The phoenix hope, can wing her way through desert skies, and still defying fortune's spite; revive from ashes and rise." Cervantes |
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06-09-2011, 10:08 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
Private limousine service. Blackmail your teachers to help you pay for it.
I'm bored. What sort of movie should I watch? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-09-2011, 10:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2011 10:12 PM by Don.)
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 10:06 PM)Jenni Wrote:(06-09-2011 09:58 PM)Tony Mel Wrote: Q: Where should I go on my next date? A: A Segway Q: How do you Tune-a-Fish? "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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06-09-2011, 10:15 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Make sure your sinning Bass ornament has new batteries so it doesn't go flat.
Q. How do I hide funds from the IRS? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-09-2011, 10:19 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Dig a hole under your garden. They'll never find them!
Q: My neighbors' music is too loud, how can I get them to turn it down? |
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06-09-2011, 10:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2011 10:21 PM by Lizzy F..)
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust.
Q. I'm on a diet. How much chocolate should I eat? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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