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Bad Advice thread
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08-08-2012, 05:42 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Salty.
Q. What should I eat for supper? Ability without honor is useless. Cicero |
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08-08-2012, 06:09 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Crow.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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08-08-2012, 07:52 PM
Post: #683 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. It was playing "chicken" with a Mack Truck.
Q. Why did the Chicken only go half way across the road? "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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08-08-2012, 09:36 PM
Post: #684 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Because it was forgetful and couldn't remember the rest of the joke.
Q. Should I go out with friends or stay in tomorrow night? |
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08-10-2012, 01:08 PM
Post: #685 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Depends on how anti social you are feeling.
Q: My youngest started full day school. Should I keep having more babies to prolong the days home alone as a stay at home mom? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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08-10-2012, 04:41 PM
Post: #686 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: No, just wear one of those belly bumps and tell everyone you're WAY overdue.
Q: Why are there no attack cats? She Who Must Be Obeyed |
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08-10-2012, 07:50 PM
Post: #687 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Marketing failed.
Q: Why can't my children walk through Target like sane people? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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08-11-2012, 02:40 PM
Post: #688 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. My wife loves Target. Yours are not the only children who do not walk sanely at Target.
Q. What movie should we watch tonight? Ability without honor is useless. Cicero |
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08-11-2012, 03:00 PM
Post: #689 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Sherlock Holmes a Game of Shadows
B. Why does my ear produce so much wax? |
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08-11-2012, 10:31 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: It's trying to tell you to take up candlemaking.
Q: Why is dealing with family a lot like walking thru Target--impossible to get through with sanity intact? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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