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Bad Advice thread
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08-08-2012, 08:53 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. You should gradually transition him to other citrus fruits and then eventually get him to eating cough drops. You will then have the only dog in the neighborhood with fresh breath.
Q. One of my ears is slightly higher than the other, should I attempt to adjust them myself? |
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08-08-2012, 09:15 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Ears at the same height is just vanity. Cut them both off.
Q: How can I become a morning person? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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08-08-2012, 09:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-08-2012 09:21 AM by Don.)
Post: #673 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. A little alum and lemon juice mixed together and applied to the scalp of the lower one and to the neck just below the higher one should even things out. Just be careful not to apply too much for each.... a little dab'll do ya
Q. I just found a bottle of Hi-Karate calogne... should I try some and see if it still has the effect it used to have?* * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo bonus points if you didn't have to watch the youtube link to know what I was talking about. "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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08-08-2012, 09:28 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. With your looks Don you could wear limberger cheese and still have the same effect.
Q. What should I use the bonus points on? Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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08-08-2012, 09:39 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Flight lessons.
Q. How can I get a new wardrobe for cheap? |
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08-08-2012, 12:01 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Shoplift.
Q: The power was out at the grocery store. How could they still scan my groceries and take my money? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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08-08-2012, 12:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-08-2012 12:26 PM by Scorpio.)
Post: #677 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. It just proves the bar code is the mark of the beast. He doesn't need electricity
Q. Should I get a bar code tattoo? Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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08-08-2012, 05:08 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Yes. On your forehead...or maybe your hand.
Q: Is it worth it? The way it always was, is no longer good enough. You make me want to be brave. - Nichole Nordeman |
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08-08-2012, 05:08 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Yes. That way the gubmint can track you easily
Q. Should I give in to temptation and set up fake Jack Schaap Facebook and Twitter accounts? |
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08-08-2012, 05:23 PM
Post: #680 |
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Stay strong, AOW. I got into a little trouble over a Wikipedia entry last week. (Oops.)
Q. Sweet or sour? |
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