Bad Advice thread

[Presbygirl]

(06-10-2011 12:58 PM)DahktahBahb Wrote:  Be a Twins fan!

How can I get outta Bob Jones most bestly?

A. Fly under the radar and don't sleep in chapel.

Q. Why is the sky blue?

[Josh]

(06-10-2011 01:06 PM)Donb123 Wrote:  Q. Why are CD's called "compact" discs when they are larger than floppy disks they essentially replaced?

A: Certainly not because they're much smaller than vinyl and thinner than cassettes!

Q: If I have gluten sensitivity, what beer would you recommend for me?

[Lizzy F.]

(06-10-2011 01:38 PM)Josh Wrote:  Q: If I have gluten sensitivity, what beer would you recommend for me?

A. lambic framboise. Hop-free but pricey.

Q. How do I fix my microwave?

[boymom]

A: take it to the vet

Q: Going out for Japanese; what should I have?

[Presbygirl]

A. Poo Poo Platter ( so stupid and corny and bad that I couldn't help myself )
Q. What time should I go to bed?

[Lizzy F.]

A. Sharing your wisdom in this thread.

Q. I have gophers in my yard. What should I do?

[boymom]

A: stage a remake of 'Caddyshack'.

Q: What is that strange hum outside?

[Lizzy F.]

(06-10-2011 04:18 PM)Presbygirl Wrote:  A. Hang out with 'em.

Q. When is it time to go on vacation?

A. When you're dead.

Q. What sort of plant should I buy?

[Lizzy F.]

A. Looking for that marijuana that you suggested to me.

Q. Why is my computer being slow?

[Apathetic or whatever]

(06-10-2011 04:23 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote:  A. Looking for that marijuana that you suggested to me.

Q. Why is my computer being slow?

Because I spilled honey on it.

If not now, when?