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Bad Advice thread
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06-10-2011, 08:29 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-10-2011 08:18 AM)drvenkman Wrote:(06-10-2011 07:57 AM)Presbygirl Wrote: A. Sweet tea. That's the Southern way! Leaving on a Jet Plane. How should I get rid of my housemice? Ability without honor is useless. Cicero |
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06-10-2011, 08:47 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: Burn your house down
Q: Who should live in glass houses? Shoes have come a long way from their humble beginnings as simple leather moccasins. Today footwear is built to withstand any extreme environment where a foot can tread -- from the heart of a burning building to the track of an Olympic stadium ~Scorps |
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06-10-2011, 08:51 AM
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06-10-2011, 08:52 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-10-2011 08:47 AM)Shoes Wrote: A: Burn your house down A: Mimes Q: Does it ever get warm in Wisconsin? She Who Must Be Obeyed |
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06-10-2011, 09:08 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-10-2011 08:52 AM)boymom Wrote: A: Mimes Doesn't matter cuz they put salt on the roads all year just in case. /jk What should I eat for lunch today? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-10-2011, 09:18 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-10-2011 09:08 AM)Lizzy F. Wrote:(06-10-2011 08:52 AM)boymom Wrote: A: Mimes A: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Q: Who cleans the church? She Who Must Be Obeyed |
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06-10-2011, 09:26 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Church-mice of course.
Q. How do I keep from getting dehydrated? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-10-2011, 09:43 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: drink dandelion tea.
Q: How do i get rid of the Dandelions in my grass? Shoes have come a long way from their humble beginnings as simple leather moccasins. Today footwear is built to withstand any extreme environment where a foot can tread -- from the heart of a burning building to the track of an Olympic stadium ~Scorps |
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06-10-2011, 09:51 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Give them a new name and pretend you bought them. Then you'd feel guilty about wasting $$ and would leave them alone. Problem solved.
 Q. My cat likes to eat stink bugs. What should I do? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-10-2011, 10:16 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A: feed him more stink bugs.
Q: I'm being chased by a 500-foot marshmallow man. Will he keep until next "harvest festival"? |
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