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Bad Advice thread
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06-09-2011, 10:33 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 10:21 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust. A: A ton. Literally. Q: A really nice prince from Nigera wants to give me money. What's the best way to set up the transfer? |
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06-09-2011, 10:46 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Use a Swiss bank account and use part of the $$ to buy a new identity so you don't have to give it back.
Q. What sort of car should I buy? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-09-2011, 10:47 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 10:33 PM)Josh Wrote:(06-09-2011 10:21 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust. A: Filter it through my off shore account just send me your account and routing numbers and I'll do it for you. Q: Where is a good place to take a vacation that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the US? "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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06-09-2011, 10:50 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-09-2011 10:46 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Use a Swiss bank account and use part of the $$ to buy a new identity so you don't have to give it back. A: An AMC Pacer Q: What's a good recipie for F. catus? "There is no worse heresy than the fact that the office sanctifies the holder of it.” -from Lord Acton's Axiom “Yippee ki-yay, Mother Fundamentalist” |
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06-09-2011, 11:01 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
Good place for vacation w/o extradition treaty: Arizona, they don't have any law enforcement maniacs there. You don't even have to carry any kind of ID to prove you are a citizen.
Good recipe for F. Cactus: eat it whole/raw. Down the hatch. Q: Anyone know where my pants are? |
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06-09-2011, 11:20 PM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. In the laundry.
Q. What should I do with my secret decoder ring? “If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.” -Andrew V. Mason |
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06-10-2011, 06:33 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-10-2011 06:33 AM by Shoes.)
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RE: Bad Advice thread
Lizzy F. Wrote:A. In the laundry. A: Find out what the H Pastafari really wants. Q: What should i do about my dirty sole? Shoes have come a long way from their humble beginnings as simple leather moccasins. Today footwear is built to withstand any extreme environment where a foot can tread -- from the heart of a burning building to the track of an Olympic stadium ~Scorps |
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06-10-2011, 07:37 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
(06-10-2011 06:33 AM)Shoes Wrote:Lizzy F. Wrote:A. In the laundry. A. Get saved. Oh, wait. Wrong sole. Oh well. Same difference. Q. How do I get my husband to wake up? |
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06-10-2011, 07:57 AM
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RE: Bad Advice thread
A. Sweet tea. That's the Southern way!
Q. Who is John Galt? |
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06-10-2011, 08:18 AM
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