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Swimming Modestly
05-23-2011, 08:04 PM
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RE: Swimming Modestly
(05-23-2011 07:27 PM)Beowulf Wrote:  
(05-23-2011 06:22 PM)Darcy Wrote:  No wonder I didn't learn how to swim until I was almost an adult.

Which brings up an interesting question...how many others never learned to swim until adulthood? It could be because of mixed bathing restrictions, clothing, whatever. In my case, it was a mother deathly afraid of water.

I didn't get into fundyism until after my parents divorced when I was 8. Prior to that, I lived a pretty normal life except for the the fighting and alcoholism that was in my house prior to the divorce. Therefore, my parents were normal about the swimming thing and paid for me to take swimming lessons when I was 5 or 6.
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05-23-2011, 08:28 PM
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RE: Swimming Modestly
(05-23-2011 07:27 PM)Beowulf Wrote:  
(05-23-2011 06:22 PM)Darcy Wrote:  No wonder I didn't learn how to swim until I was almost an adult.

Which brings up an interesting question...how many others never learned to swim until adulthood? It could be because of mixed bathing restrictions, clothing, whatever. In my case, it was a mother deathly afraid of water.

I still don't know how to swim. Confused
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05-23-2011, 09:21 PM
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RE: Swimming Modestly
But, back to the topic at hand...

Would this work for modesty?

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05-23-2011, 09:23 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2011 09:23 PM by RobMille.)
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RE: Swimming Modestly
I feel defrauded.

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05-23-2011, 09:34 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2011 09:39 PM by Don.)
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RE: Swimming Modestly
Everytime I go "swimming" all I end up doing is getting re-baptized ten or twelve times until I have visions of glory and that's when I know to get out of the water.

If I try and go swimming at the beach then I have to put up with all those nuts from Greenpeace throwing buckets of water on me and yelling, "Get him back in the water to his Pod!"

Without fail there is always some peg-legged old coot who ends up chasing me down the beach with a harpoon, screaming, "There she blows! A hump like a snow hill!”
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05-23-2011, 10:07 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2011 10:08 PM by Beowulf.)
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RE: Swimming Modestly
OK, this was about as much as I could do before my stomach started to churn...


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05-23-2011, 11:14 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2011 11:24 PM by Don.)
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RE: Swimming Modestly
(05-23-2011 10:07 PM)Beowulf Wrote:  OK, this was about as much as I could do before my stomach started to churn...

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*gnneee... *breathe* gneee... *breathe* bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
That'll get us both banned from here for life ... *gsnort!*
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05-23-2011, 11:22 PM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2011 11:23 PM by supernova8610.)
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RE: Swimming Modestly
(05-23-2011 10:07 PM)Beowulf Wrote:  OK, this was about as much as I could do before my stomach started to churn...

bwaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!! *snort* aaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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05-24-2011, 06:26 AM
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freakin hilarious!!!!!
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05-24-2011, 06:48 AM
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Very nice.
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