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[Annie Moose]

(06-07-2011 07:22 AM)12StepExFundy Wrote:  Back in my singing days, our group sang at a conference/dinner for ladies. After we sang, we sat in the back and listened to the female speaker. In speaking of Pete'rs denial of Christ, she said, and I quote, "Now ladies, every single one of us here tonight has had a little Peter in us". We had to excuse ourselves. True story.

This is a secondhand story, but I know the friend I got it from actually did witness a similar thing. An... older, respected preacher was speaking about Balaam and said something to the effect of "Balaam sat upon his ass." The funniest part was that he realized what it sounded like and stuttered through a few other, equally amusing variations until he just gave up and went on with his message!