If SFL were a denomination

[laurat99]

(05-13-2012 06:07 PM)boymom Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 03:05 PM)lucrezaborgia Wrote:  Where do I get to sit in this wonderous place?

In the back, with the gong.

When I first read this, I thought you wrote bong. My bad.

I'm going to sit on the end of a pew and make everyone crawl over me to get to the inside.

[Presbygirl]

(05-13-2012 07:06 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 06:07 PM)boymom Wrote:  In the back, with the gong.

When I first read this, I thought you wrote bong. My bad.

I'm going to sit on the end of a pew and make everyone crawl over me to get to the inside.

AHEM! Over in the Announcing Gold Memberships thread LauraT talked about passing the dutchy on the left and now she's talking about a bong??? I think we may have our first case of Church Discipline here for not living above reproach.

[laurat99]

(05-13-2012 07:17 PM)Presbygirl Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 07:06 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  When I first read this, I thought you wrote bong. My bad.

I'm going to sit on the end of a pew and make everyone crawl over me to get to the inside.

AHEM! Over in the Announcing Gold Memberships thread LauraT talked about passing the dutchy on the left and now she's talking about a bong??? I think we may have our first case of Church Discipline here for not living above reproach.

Laughed so hard hubby came in from the other room to see what was so funny. If you knew me, you would realize how hilarious that is.

Bring on the church discipline. What exactly would it entail?

[Scorpio]

(05-13-2012 09:02 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  Bring on the church discipline. What exactly would it entail?

First you have to turn over all your contraband to us deacons so we can inspect it. To see if it is indeed the devil's weed. Don't expect to get any of it back.

[Natalie]

Haha... I just told HF about this conversation.

His advice: "Just don't spill the bong water, it'll make the carpet stink."

[Tiarali]

(05-13-2012 09:02 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  Bring on the church discipline. What exactly would it entail?

First, we must check to see if you weigh the same as a duck.

[Presbygirl]

(05-13-2012 09:02 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 07:17 PM)Presbygirl Wrote:  AHEM! Over in the Announcing Gold Memberships thread LauraT talked about passing the dutchy on the left and now she's talking about a bong??? I think we may have our first case of Church Discipline here for not living above reproach.

Laughed so hard hubby came in from the other room to see what was so funny. If you knew me, you would realize how hilarious that is.

Bring on the church discipline. What exactly would it entail?

Well, I'm thinking you will be listening to Pass the Dutchie on endless repeat for starters. And then you will start your own dreadlocks since you think this is all just a big fun game, MrsLauraT!!

[co_heir]

(05-13-2012 07:06 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 06:07 PM)boymom Wrote:  In the back, with the gong.

When I first read this, I thought you wrote bong. My bad.

I'm going to sit on the end of a pew and make everyone crawl over me to get to the inside.

The back. That's where all the fun is.

[co_heir]

(05-14-2012 07:14 AM)tiarali Wrote:  

(05-13-2012 09:02 PM)laurat99 Wrote:  Bring on the church discipline. What exactly would it entail?

First, we must check to see if you weigh the same as a duck.

Build a bridge out of her!

[C_Fresh]

(05-15-2012 11:09 AM)co_heir Wrote:  Build a bridge out of her!

London bridge is falling down
falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down, my fair lady