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chris1000bc · 02-15-2011, 11:45 PM

(02-15-2011 04:09 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: For that to be successful, you should make it look like a Chick tract or give some statistics about how your ministry is guaranteed to bring revival.

I think that's a great idea. 60% of statistics are made up anyways. Wink

supernova8610 · 02-16-2011, 12:18 AM

(02-11-2011 12:25 PM)Scorpio Wrote:
(02-11-2011 12:19 PM)Donb123 Wrote: Can someone explain the "white piano" references please?

Don, below is a link to a blog post a while back. Some people claim that there is a white piano in the upper right background of the picture. Some people (myself included) do not see a white piano. The people who claim to see it are either delusional or just more holy and sanctified than the rest of us.
Check it out and judge for yourself. And please report back.

http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2010/10/ordination/

It's a white piano. My mom has a grand piano in the house, so I recognize the shape of it. (And no, I'm not delusional lol Tongue

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Lizzy F. · 02-16-2011, 12:30 AM

(02-15-2011 11:45 PM)chris1000bc Wrote:
(02-15-2011 04:09 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: For that to be successful, you should make it look like a Chick tract or give some statistics about how your ministry is guaranteed to bring revival.

I think that's a great idea. 60% of statistics are made up anyways.

Four out of every three fundies have trouble with their fractions. So it doesn't matter if your stats are off.

**Scorpio** · 02-16-2011, 07:33 AM

(02-15-2011 03:54 PM)chris1000bc Wrote: You know everyone who is a member of this forum would buy a copy. Then, you just need to remind each of us to buy a copy for each family member. And just keep coming up for good reasons why we need to buy another copy like this time you will autograph it for us. I think the book idea is a good idea.

We can also point out that copies are available on the "table in the back".

chris1000bc · 02-16-2011, 09:56 AM

(02-16-2011 12:30 AM)Lizzy F. Wrote:
(02-15-2011 11:45 PM)chris1000bc Wrote: I think that's a great idea. 60% of statistics are made up anyways.

Four out of every three fundies have trouble with their fractions. So it doesn't matter if your stats are off.

Very Funny. Smile

Shoes · 04-13-2011, 06:36 AM

(02-16-2011 12:30 AM)Lizzy F. Wrote: Four out of every three fundies have trouble with their fractions. So it doesn't matter if your stats are off.

That's Christian School math. I'd recognize it anywhere.

3/4= .75
3/4= 34
3/4= Jesus

All were correct answers at my CC

**Scorpio** · 04-13-2011, 06:50 AM

(04-13-2011 06:36 AM)Shoes Wrote: That's Christian School math. I'd recognize it anywhere.

3/4= .75
3/4= 34
3/4= Jesus

All were correct answers at my CC

That is funny Big Grin

captain_solo · 04-13-2011, 01:44 PM

I started writing a book, but then read Matthew Paul Turners books and realized he had already written them. And was much funnier and less bitter (aka Tangy) than me.

Literally hurt my stomach to read his descriptions of my life.

TomK · 04-13-2011, 03:37 PM

(04-13-2011 01:44 PM)captain_solo Wrote: I started writing a book, but then read Matthew Paul Turners books and realized he had already written them. And was much funnier and less bitter (aka Tangy) than me.

Literally hurt my stomach to read his descriptions of my life.

Churched was so funny. That book helped me see the absurdity in the IFB.