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Darrell's Book
02-15-2011, 12:27 AM (This post was last modified: 02-15-2011 12:29 AM by Don.)
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I'm just not feeling it...nope..
You folks are just not using enough guilt!

Darrell there will be children in third world countries, Montana and South Dakota who will suffer through years of Post Tramautic Fundie Disorder if you do not write your book, Not Bitter, Just Tangy. Without that book more IFB will be exported to the English speaking mission fields around the world and in the mid-to-upper western states near survivalist training camps. Those Poor Survivalist wingnuts won't stand a chance against the Fundie onslaught. So Please! for the children's sakes, please write "Not Bitter, Just Tangy!" You know the Lord is leading you to do it.. he just spoke to me and through me to you about it. Now, if you are going to be in the center of gid's will for your life and you want to be right with gid you will get started on it tonight! Work for the night is coming! (when man can work no more!)

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02-15-2011, 01:53 PM
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I vote for writing it!
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02-15-2011, 03:28 PM
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(02-15-2011 12:27 AM)Don Wrote:  I'm just not feeling it...nope..
You folks are just not using enough guilt!

Darrell there will be children in third world countries, Montana and South Dakota who will suffer through years of Post Tramautic Fundie Disorder if you do not write your book, Not Bitter, Just Tangy. Without that book more IFB will be exported to the English speaking mission fields around the world and in the mid-to-upper western states near survivalist training camps. Those Poor Survivalist wingnuts won't stand a chance against the Fundie onslaught. So Please! for the children's sakes, please write "Not Bitter, Just Tangy!" You know the Lord is leading you to do it.. he just spoke to me and through me to you about it. Now, if you are going to be in the center of gid's will for your life and you want to be right with gid you will get started on it tonight! Work for the night is coming! (when man can work no more!)

Don't let my people suffer! Big Grin

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02-15-2011, 03:40 PM
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There are lot of nutty people on this forum

and I dig that about you.

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02-15-2011, 03:54 PM
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You know everyone who is a member of this forum would buy a copy. Then, you just need to remind each of us to buy a copy for each family member. And just keep coming up for good reasons why we need to buy another copy like this time you will autograph it for us. I think the book idea is a good idea.

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02-15-2011, 04:09 PM
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(02-15-2011 03:54 PM)chris1000bc Wrote:  You know everyone who is a member of this forum would buy a copy. Then, you just need to remind each of us to buy a copy for each family member. And just keep coming up for good reasons why we need to buy another copy like this time you will autograph it for us. I think the book idea is a good idea.

For that to be successful, you should make it look like a Chick tract or give some statistics about how your ministry is guaranteed to bring revival.

It would be interesting to see a Chick tract/Darrell's stick people hybrid.
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02-15-2011, 06:46 PM
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Darrell, you are making history. Writing a book would be the peak.

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02-15-2011, 07:17 PM
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Quote:Darrell, you are making history.

I'm going to go sign my own Bible again.

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02-15-2011, 08:00 PM
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I can see it now. Not Bitter, Just Tangy t-shirts and key chains and coffee mugs and bumper stickers! Posters!

Seminars! Conferences! Large Gatherings on the Mall in DC in front of the Lincoln Memorial.....Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

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02-15-2011, 10:54 PM
Post: #20
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Dang! Our very own quasi-political movement!! Move over Dems-Repubs-TeaParty The Tangy Party is on the Move!!!
I'll be your bodyguard! You can call me Al....





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