Test for Finding the Perfect Mate

[Tiarali]

blecch. I don't want any of them. Can't I just have a decent guy who'll try and do the right thing, and love me and the kids?

[Qrayze]

Quote:Eyes, hair, lips, teeth, distinct features, hands, skin, shoulders, lean waist, strong legs, athletic, masculine, proportionate, fit

There isn't a fundy preacher alive who fits this description! (at least not without a pair of Spanx for Men)

Also...what's with the "hates comedies" quality for both of the sexes. I thought laughter "doeth good like a medicine"?

[dramaturge]

LB, you are the best. The end.

[Bob M]

(04-16-2012 07:28 PM)Qrayze Wrote:  

(04-16-2012 12:28 PM)Bob M Wrote:  IOW, I just love how people respond with their "I know so much more than you" statements.

I wouldn't worry too much about them, Dearie; they only respond that way because they do know so much more than you.

You just like to abuse people. Must have had a mean older brother in your family. I feel sorry for you.

[JimE]

The "Test for Finding the Perfect Mate" is 50 years of marriage.

[Qrayze]

(04-17-2012 12:05 PM)Bob M Wrote:  

(04-16-2012 07:28 PM)Qrayze Wrote:  I wouldn't worry too much about them, Dearie; they only respond that way because they do know so much more than you.

You just like to abuse people. Must have had a mean older brother in your family. I feel sorry for you.

You are SO CUTE! are you SURE you don't want to be my pet? I promise to take good care of you and always make sure you don't get a case of the blue balls.

[Sparkle Pony]

Is this a fight that's being continued from another thread? I don't understand what's going on here. It seems pretty harsh.

(04-17-2012 07:01 PM)Qrayze Wrote:  

(04-17-2012 12:05 PM)Bob M Wrote:  You just like to abuse people. Must have had a mean older brother in your family. I feel sorry for you.

You are SO CUTE! are you SURE you don't want to be my pet? I promise to take good care of you and always make sure you don't get a case of the blue balls.

[Bob M]

(04-17-2012 07:05 PM)Sparkle Pony Wrote:  Is this a fight that's being continued from another thread? I don't understand what's going on here. It seems pretty harsh.

(04-17-2012 07:01 PM)Qrayze Wrote:  You are SO CUTE! are you SURE you don't want to be my pet? I promise to take good care of you and always make sure you don't get a case of the blue balls.

I don't know. She's been following me around saying that I am stupid and don't know what I 'm doing.

[Qrayze]

(04-17-2012 07:13 PM)Bob M Wrote:  

(04-17-2012 07:05 PM)Sparkle Pony Wrote:  Is this a fight that's being continued from another thread? I don't understand what's going on here. It seems pretty harsh.

I don't know. She's been following me around saying that I am stupid and don't know what I 'm doing.

well, I wasn't going to come right out and say it, but since you're saying it, I may as well agree with you.

please tell me you have a southern accent...please it would make my whole night

[Qrayze]

(04-17-2012 07:05 PM)Sparkle Pony Wrote:  Is this a fight that's being continued from another thread? I don't understand what's going on here. It seems pretty harsh.