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Darrell's Book
02-10-2011, 11:14 PM (This post was last modified: 02-11-2011 12:43 AM by Tooktheredpill.)
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Darrell's Book
This is the place where we can all meet and force Darrell to write a book on fundyism. We all know that he needs to do it. He just requires a little convincing/encouragement.

I cast my vote for Not Bitter, Just Tangy as the title. Big Grin

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02-10-2011, 11:19 PM
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If he writes the book and it does well (not much doubt about that Tongue), and if he'll be gracious with the copyrights, I'll adapt it into a play that Broadway itself couldn't say no to. Cool

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02-11-2011, 07:44 AM
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I volunteer pro bono editorial services. OCD can be useful. Big Grin

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02-11-2011, 08:23 AM
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He would have to put all of us in his acknowledgment section. Big Grin

We would have to form a bodyguard entourage for him though...can you imagine the protests at books signings?Big Grin

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02-11-2011, 12:02 PM (This post was last modified: 02-11-2011 12:05 PM by Scorpio.)
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RE: Darrell's Book
(02-10-2011 11:14 PM)Tooktheredpill Wrote:  This is the place where we can all meet and force Darrell to write a book on fundyism. We all know that he needs to do it. He just requires a little convincing/encouragement.

I cast my vote for Not Bitter, Just Tangy as the title. Big Grin

That is a brilliant title. May I suggest some subtitles:

Buy this book or I will slap your grandma
Every head bowed, every eye closed......
Can you see the white piano?
Staying a fundy would have been less time consuming than writing a blog

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02-11-2011, 12:10 PM
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Quote:Staying a fundy would have been less time consuming than writing a blog

You have no idea Smile

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02-11-2011, 12:25 PM
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(02-11-2011 12:19 PM)Donb123 Wrote:  Can someone explain the "white piano" references please?

Don, below is a link to a blog post a while back. Some people claim that there is a white piano in the upper right background of the picture. Some people (myself included) do not see a white piano. The people who claim to see it are either delusional or just more holy and sanctified than the rest of us. Big Grin
Check it out and judge for yourself. And please report back.

http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2010/10/ordination/

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02-11-2011, 12:35 PM (This post was last modified: 02-11-2011 12:36 PM by elfdream.)
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RE: Darrell's Book
(02-11-2011 12:19 PM)Donb123 Wrote:  Can someone explain the "white piano" references please?

If we did we would have to kill you....Big Grin

Seriously Darrell posted a picture on his blog and someone swore they saw a white piano. Someone else said it was just some stairs. Some thought it was the white trim molding on the walls plus the steps. Some said there was nothing there at all and they were seeing things. One thing lead to another, threats were made, people cried, there were accusations etc etc........it turned into a 'thing'.

So now people are claiming to see that white piano everywhere and they love to bring it up at random moments.

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02-11-2011, 01:11 PM
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I vote for the book!

I love the title Not Bitter, Just Tangy!

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02-14-2011, 11:45 PM
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The white piano is like a meme now Tongue
And I agree: Darrell, I think it is God's will for you to write a book. Please pray about it this week, and next Sunday after church we can meet in the men's choir room so I can force you... I mean, talk to you about it. Big Grin
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