It Gets Better: Bob Jones Edition

[pastor's wife]

(12-12-2011 01:49 PM)mirandaluzdivina Wrote:  Getting your sexual mores from the Bible can only lead to a very dull sex life.

Proverbs 5:18-19 "Rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight;
be intoxicatedd always in her love."

Song of Solomon 4:10-16 "How beautiful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much better is your love than wine,
and the fragrance of your oils than any spice!
Your lips drip nectar, my bride;
honey and milk are under your tongue;
the fragrance of your garments is like the fragrance of Lebanon.
A garden locked is my sister, my bride,
a spring locked, a fountain sealed.
Your shoots are an orchard of pomegranates
with all choicest fruits,
henna with nard,
nard and saffron, calamus and cinnamon,
with all trees of frankincense,
myrrh and aloes,
with all choice spices—
a garden fountain, a well of living water,
and flowing streams from Lebanon.

Awake, O north wind,
and come, O south wind!
Blow upon my garden,
let its spices flow.

Let my beloved come to his garden,
and eat its choicest fruits."

Doesn't sound too boring to me.

[mirandaluzdivina]

(12-12-2011 02:48 PM)Elijah Craig Wrote:  I never used the word "sodomy" nor did I reference traditional Christianity. So it's introducing confusion into the argument in order to distract from the reality that the Bible gives no quarter to homosexuality.

And I never said the Bible gave quarter to homosexuality. My comments were meant as comments only, not an argument, and I apologize if that wasn't clear. From what I can tell, our views on this subject are basically the same, so I'd really have nothing to argue about.

[boymom]

(12-12-2011 01:49 PM)mirandaluzdivina Wrote:  Gay or straight, getting your sexual mores from the Bible can only lead to a very dull sex life.

I think perhaps you are confusing mores with techniques. Who and/or what you have sex with is addressed; how you do it is not, that I recall.

[mirandaluzdivina]

(12-12-2011 03:12 PM)boymom Wrote:  I think perhaps you are confusing mores with techniques. Who and/or what you have sex with is addressed; how you do it is not, that I recall.

Yes, I guess I failed to make the distinction between what the Bible actually says, and what people are often taught that it says. There is quite a difference!

[myotch]

"The marriage bed is undefiled"

I think that means the engine hoist next to the bed, the mirror above the bed, and the song "Let's get it on" filling the bedroom just might be undefiled, too.

[Darrell]

(12-12-2011 03:46 PM)myotch Wrote:  "The marriage bed is undefiled"

I think that means the engine hoist next to the bed, the mirror above the bed, and the song "Let's get it on" filling the bedroom just might be undefiled, too.

I just almost spit out a mouthful of muddy buddies chex mix. (which is delicious btw)

[JoeR]

Engine hoist...hmm...

[pastor's wife]

(12-12-2011 03:41 PM)mirandaluzdivina Wrote:  

(12-12-2011 03:12 PM)boymom Wrote:  I think perhaps you are confusing mores with techniques. Who and/or what you have sex with is addressed; how you do it is not, that I recall.

Yes, I guess I failed to make the distinction between what the Bible actually says, and what people are often taught that it says. There is quite a difference!

Very true!!!

[boymom]

(12-12-2011 03:46 PM)myotch Wrote:  "The marriage bed is undefiled"

I think that means the engine hoist next to the bed, the mirror above the bed, and the song "Let's get it on" filling the bedroom just might be undefiled, too.

You either have a bed in your garage, or a reinforced floor. Either way, cleanup is a ... female dog.

[myotch]

I, uh, wasn't referring to...me. Yeah.

They aren't that heavy, though. Or prohibitively expensive.



Speaking of clean-up, does Oxyclean get Crisco out of the carpet?