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You might be an ex-fundi if.....
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04-11-2011, 07:09 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
If you still feel uncomfortable using a red or green pen.
If you're wearing the same clothes in all your school pictures. I walk with bare, hushed feet the ground Ye tread with boldness shod;
I dare not fix with mete and bound The love and power of God. - J.G. Whittier |
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04-11-2011, 09:02 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
...you know the year prayer was taken out of public schools.
...the thing that upsets you most about Glenn Beck is that he is Mormon. ...you can say the pledge to the Christian flag. ...you refer to foriegn countries as "the mission field." No sir. We call that Mr. Coffee. |
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04-11-2011, 09:44 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
If you've had nightmares that you showed up at your former church, looked down, and realized you were wearing pants.
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04-11-2011, 09:51 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-11-2011 07:09 AM)Darren Wrote: If you still feel uncomfortable using a red or green pen. ??  ?? I've never heard of this. Would you care to elaborate? I am just curious.
Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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04-11-2011, 10:16 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
(04-11-2011 09:51 AM)Scorpio Wrote:(04-11-2011 07:09 AM)Darren Wrote: If you still feel uncomfortable using a red or green pen. Seems like something from an ACE school. Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal. - Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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04-11-2011, 10:16 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
...you know who Madalyn Murray O'Hair is.....
"I'm not judging...I'm fruit inspecting." |
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04-11-2011, 10:18 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
...If you know what "The Wordless Book" is....
"I'm not judging...I'm fruit inspecting." |
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04-11-2011, 10:42 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
If you've ever counted the times that the MOG said Ah, me, I, mine.....during his pulpit rants.
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04-11-2011, 10:47 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
You might be an ex-fundy if...you are reading this right now
Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. |
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04-11-2011, 11:05 AM
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RE: You might be an ex-fundi if.....
..................you passed out tracts while on your honeymoon. (True story.)
..................you got married on a Saturday and the next morning you "were in your place" at church. (Seriously, my wife is a saint.) ..................after 6 years of marriage you decide to make it up to your wife and take her on a real honeymoon to Paris. Your fundy friends and relatives ask if you are going there on a missions trip. (Not sure why I am on a marriage theme today) ..................you watched the 20/20 episode and recognized people. ..................you can give explain in detail how the Biblical words "wine", "give to the poor" and "dancing" mean something else entirely. You are also a Biblical literalist. You fail to see the contradiction. ..................you know what the phrase "fighting bees" refers to. ..................you are thankful that your aisle running days were before video cameras became common. ..................you fill out job applications and hope that they do not check to see if you went to a real college. ..................you spend an inordinate amount of time on SFL. Ability without honor is useless. Cicero |
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