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RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-17-2012 04:25 PM
A. An Indian
Q. Why do birds sing so gay?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-17-2012 04:47 PM
A: They are what they eat.
Q: I have an opinion that differs; should I voice it?
RE: Bad Advice thread - WifeofBill - 08-17-2012 05:54 PM
A. Only voice your differing opinion to those who agree with you.
Q. Husbands workimg, kids are at grandmas, it's just me and the baby. Should I drink hard cider or wine?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-17-2012 06:13 PM
A: Koolaid. Lots and lots of Koolaid.
Q: It's Friday night. What should I do?
RE: Bad Advice thread - ddandb - 08-17-2012 08:20 PM
A: Go visit WifeofBill. She's just sitting around with the baby. (and take her some koolaid)
Q: What should I trim my toenails with?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-18-2012 02:02 AM
A. It beats having a toenail fetish
Q. Should I listen to the missus and get a haircut?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-18-2012 11:18 AM
A. the one where I wake up and I'm still alive
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-18-2012 12:21 PM
A: Just like me, they long to be close to you.
Q: Why do stars fall down from the sky?
RE: Bad Advice thread - claire de lune - 08-18-2012 02:40 PM
A: Because rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
Q: Who really needs a master bathroom with double sinks?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-18-2012 03:02 PM
A: Its so essential I hear the Garden of Eden AND the ark had them.
Q: Should I 'go shopping' just so I can get my own lunch without sharing?