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RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-08-2012 05:42 PM
A. Salty.
Q. What should I eat for supper?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Persnickety Polecat - 08-08-2012 06:09 PM
A. Crow.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-08-2012 07:52 PM
A. It was playing "chicken" with a Mack Truck.
Q. Why did the Chicken only go half way across the road?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-08-2012 09:36 PM
A. Because it was forgetful and couldn't remember the rest of the joke.
Q. Should I go out with friends or stay in tomorrow night?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-10-2012 01:08 PM
A: Depends on how anti social you are feeling.
Q: My youngest started full day school. Should I keep having more babies to prolong the days home alone as a stay at home mom?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-10-2012 04:41 PM
A: No, just wear one of those belly bumps and tell everyone you're WAY overdue.
Q: Why are there no attack cats?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-10-2012 07:50 PM
A: Marketing failed.
Q: Why can't my children walk through Target like sane people?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-11-2012 02:40 PM
A. My wife loves Target. Yours are not the only children who do not walk sanely at Target.
Q. What movie should we watch tonight?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Bob M - 08-11-2012 03:00 PM
A. Sherlock Holmes a Game of Shadows
B. Why does my ear produce so much wax?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-11-2012 10:31 PM
A: It's trying to tell you to take up candlemaking.
Q: Why is dealing with family a lot like walking thru Target--impossible to get through with sanity intact?