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RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-06-2012 02:59 PM
A. Depends on whether you brought your kids with you when you moved 3 weeks ago...
Q. How big is big?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 08-06-2012 07:40 PM
A. When you can't see the whole picture.
Q. What gets rid of onion breath?
RE: Bad Advice thread - DestinyIsJoy - 08-06-2012 07:46 PM
A. Don't eat onions, silly!
Q. What is that pig in the road?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 08-07-2012 07:31 AM
A. Bacon!!
Q. Why do I have to work?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-07-2012 07:56 AM
A: to bring home the bacon.
Q: there is a cat laying on me; now what?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 08-07-2012 07:59 AM
A. Scream!
Q. Shake, rattle, and ??
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-07-2012 08:01 AM
A: SCREAM!
Q: Who will bandage up the cat scratches?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 08-07-2012 08:42 AM
A. Your local lunatic.
Q. Why is my stomach growling?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-07-2012 09:34 AM
A. Because you are as hungry as a bear.
Q. Is it a cold or just allergies?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-07-2012 11:51 AM
A: Neither. It's probably life threatening pneumonia.
Q: How can I help my 5 year old understand the school bus won't come for 2 more days?