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RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-01-2012 09:01 PM
A. You were selected at random from among the thousands of entrants.
Q. Should I go visit my fundy family TN?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-01-2012 09:50 PM
A: Definitely!! You should also listen to whatever they say and live by it and be SURE to go to their church as often as anything is going on.
Q: anyone want to make a grocery list for me?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 08-02-2012 01:04 AM
a. beer, half a chicken, cheese-whiz, white bread for toasting.
Q. The wimmen, how much for de wimmin?*
*bonus points for continuing the reference
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-02-2012 06:10 AM
A: What? Your women, I want to buy your women.
Q: Are we putting the band back together?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 08-02-2012 06:30 AM
A. You better think, think what your trying to do to me.....
Q. What kind of music do you usually have here?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Historian - 08-02-2012 12:10 PM
A: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western.
Q. Did you get me my Cheez Wiz?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 08-02-2012 12:51 PM
A: Haven't made it to the store yet.
Q: Will it rain today? or just stay cloudy?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-02-2012 01:11 PM
A: Ban NDTK for raining on our Blues Brothers parade.
Q: Eat candy before or after going to the dentist?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-02-2012 01:15 PM
A. It will stay cloudy until you exit the store with a full cart. Then the clouds will burst.
Q. Is there any way to get rid of this cricket in my house short of burning the place down?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 08-02-2012 01:19 PM
A. Eat candy during the dentist visit.
Q. You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?