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RE: Bad Advice thread - NoMoreBoxes - 07-31-2012 10:34 PM
A: Zombie women wear pants.
Q: Why won't my son go to sleep?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-01-2012 09:48 AM
A. He heard you talking about zombies and now he is scared!
Q. Why oh why oh why did I eat that Greek food at 11 o'clock last night?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-01-2012 11:15 AM
A: Cause its breakfast time in Greece
Q: Driving with teenage son - will I survive?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 08-01-2012 11:47 AM
A. If you walked the aisle on Sunday you are safe. Only people who delay decisions are mutilated in freak accidents.
Q. Should I pick up our puppies' poop or let it fertilize the grass?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Persnickety Polecat - 08-01-2012 12:28 PM
A. If it's in your neighbor's yard, for god's sake, pick it up!!!!!
Q. Now or later?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 08-01-2012 12:37 PM
A. Never
Q. When will my stomach stop hurting?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 08-01-2012 12:42 PM
A: When you give up that sword-swallower dream job
Q:If girls just wanna have fun, what do guys want?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 08-01-2012 12:54 PM
A. Girls that just wanna have fun.
Q. Why hasn't it rained here in over a month?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 08-01-2012 05:31 PM
A. According to Haggai 1 it is because you have not obeyed the voice of the Lord you sinner!
Q. Should I eat in the cafeteria tonight? The meals are only $2 but often I feel like I overpaid.
RE: Bad Advice thread - Persnickety Polecat - 08-01-2012 07:20 PM
A. Overpay somewhere else for equally crappy food or take your own meal.
Q. Why me???