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RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 07-21-2012 06:11 AM
A: Ha-ha-ha-ha... teens...carrying groceries... that's funny.... What an absurd question. :-)
Q: How many groceries can 4 teenagers consume?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Bob M - 07-21-2012 06:32 AM
A. Your question is a diversion, and I will andwer the real question which is "How many beers can 4 teenagers consume?" 1 Keg.
Q. Why is New Jersey so close to New York?
RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 07-21-2012 03:36 PM
A: All of them
Q: What is this intermittent, short, sharp pain in my back?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Fishsticks - 07-21-2012 04:13 PM
A: That's the ghost of the porcupine you killed with your car on the way to work.
Q: How many LEGO sets should I buy?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Natalie - 07-21-2012 06:26 PM
A: Five different ones. Empty them all in a big bucket, and get inspired.
Q: How fast should I drink the rest of my piña colada?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Darrell - 07-21-2012 06:55 PM
A: Chug Chug Chug!
Q: How hard is it to learn Sinhalese?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 07-21-2012 08:40 PM
A: Piece a cake.
Q: Where are the bed sheets????
RE: Bad Advice thread - bean - 07-21-2012 09:36 PM
A. In the laundry room.
Q. Does a guy tithe on the Gross or Net Income?
RE: Bad Advice thread - notdrinkingthekoolaid - 07-21-2012 09:54 PM
A: Neither. Just pay the whole thing to your manogawd and call it good.
Q: Why did I pack the bed sheets too efficiently? (They were not in the laundry room...that's where I keep the deep fryer.)
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 07-21-2012 11:07 PM
A. Because you are just that good.
B. Why do people let the cashier ring up their $127 purchase and tell them the total before they start rooting through their purse to find a pen and the checkbook? Do they think it is free day at the Piggly Wiggly?