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RE: Bad Advice thread - JordanMaria - 12-21-2011 12:19 PM
A. Cut the offending section out. Wear the shirt with the hole and tell everyone you're trying a new hillbilly avant garde look.
Q. What do I do with two teenage boys at the mall?
RE: Bad Advice thread - exOBCstudent - 12-21-2011 12:34 PM
(12-21-2011 12:19 PM)JordanMaria Wrote: A. Cut the offending section out. Wear the shirt with the hole and tell everyone you're trying a new hillbilly avant garde look.
Q. What do I do with two teenage boys at the mall?
A. Bring them to Victoria's Secret!
Q. How do you get said boys out of said store in the mall?
RE: Bad Advice thread - C_Fresh - 12-21-2011 12:40 PM
A: Fire up that blowtorch
Q: How flammable is women's underwear?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Bob M - 07-19-2012 10:15 PM
A. Depends.
Q. When should I sell my ESRX stock?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Historian - 07-19-2012 10:19 PM
(07-19-2012 10:15 PM)Bob M Wrote: Q. When should I sell my ESRX stock?
A: 2 months after Obamacare fullly sets in.
Q: What should I use to groom my dogs tomorrow?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Bob M - 07-19-2012 10:21 PM
A. A firehose.
Q. How far away should I let my daughter go to college?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Historian - 07-19-2012 10:41 PM
(07-19-2012 10:21 PM)Bob M Wrote: Q. How far away should I let my daughter go to college?
A: Timbuktu has some lovely universities.
Q: When should I pay the cleaning lady?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Bob M - 07-19-2012 10:46 PM
A. Tuesday between 3:22 and 3:24pm.
Q. How long should I wait to call the Dr. about my sore elbow?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Apathetic or whatever - 07-20-2012 03:42 AM
If it is sore for more than four hours call your doctor. (They always say four hours on TV. I am not sure if they are talking about elbows or not)
Q: I have two jobs. Which one should I quit?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Scorpio - 07-20-2012 06:09 AM
A. The one that pays better.
Q. Should I get my haircut tomorrow or let it grow out a bit?