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RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-20-2011 01:18 PM
A. I have no idea what you're talking about so you can pretend I answered you when I really didn't.
Q. My plants have fungus on them. What should I do?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 06-20-2011 01:24 PM
(06-20-2011 01:18 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. I have no idea what you're talking about so you can pretend I answered you when I really didn't.
Q. My plants have fungus on them. What should I do?
A. Give 'em to a "fun guy".
Q. Can two wrongs ever make a right?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-20-2011 01:40 PM
Yes. Double negatives always equal a positive. Having your house burn down and your car blow up = a blessing in disguise.
Q. My friends say that I have too many houseplants. I have over 40, but think I need more. What should I do?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 06-20-2011 02:23 PM
(06-20-2011 01:40 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: Yes. Double negatives always equal a positive. Having your house burn down and your car blow up = a blessing in disguise.
Q. My friends say that I have too many houseplants. I have over 40, but think I need more. What should I do?
A.Buy a Venus Flytrap.
Q. Can I retain my sanity while on vacation with 3 children?
RE: Bad Advice thread - leaving - 06-20-2011 02:45 PM
(06-20-2011 02:23 PM)Presbygirl Wrote: A.Buy a Venus Flytrap.
Q. Can I retain my sanity while on vacation with 3 children?
Taking three children anywhere is not a vacation. It might be for them, but not mommy.
Q. What should I blog about today? (Disclaimer, none of the answers will be taken too seriously whatsoever.
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RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-20-2011 03:00 PM
A. You should blog about how you LOVE the KJV above everything else.
Q. Should I buy a goldfish? I have several cats and I'm not sure what they'll do.
RE: Bad Advice thread - leaving - 06-20-2011 03:09 PM
A. Buy the goldfish, and ditch the cats. Cats are nasty creatures.
Q. What should I give my kids for dinner tonight?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 06-20-2011 03:22 PM
(06-20-2011 03:09 PM)leaving Wrote: A. Buy the goldfish, and ditch the cats. Cats are nasty creatures.
Q. What should I give my kids for dinner tonight?
A. Pickles and Ice cream
Q. When is that sweet baby girl gonna let you see her face?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-20-2011 03:25 PM
A. Whenever she feels like it.
Q. What kind of wine goes well with fried goldfish?
RE: Bad Advice thread - RobMille - 06-20-2011 04:48 PM
Welches Grape Juice
Q. Where are my shoes?