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RE: Bad Advice thread - Josh - 06-09-2011 10:33 PM
(06-09-2011 10:21 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust.
Q. I'm on a diet. How much chocolate should I eat?
A: A ton. Literally.
Q: A really nice prince from Nigera wants to give me money. What's the best way to set up the transfer?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 10:46 PM
A. Use a Swiss bank account and use part of the $$ to buy a new identity so you don't have to give it back.
Q. What sort of car should I buy?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 06-09-2011 10:47 PM
(06-09-2011 10:33 PM)Josh Wrote:(06-09-2011 10:21 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust.
Q. I'm on a diet. How much chocolate should I eat?
A: A ton. Literally.
Q: A really nice prince from Nigera wants to give me money. What's the best way to set up the transfer?
A: Filter it through my off shore account just send me your account and routing numbers and I'll do it for you.
Q: Where is a good place to take a vacation that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the US?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 06-09-2011 10:50 PM
(06-09-2011 10:46 PM)Lizzy F. Wrote: A. Use a Swiss bank account and use part of the $$ to buy a new identity so you don't have to give it back.
Q. What sort of car should I buy?
A: An AMC Pacer
Q: What's a good recipie for F. catus?
RE: Bad Advice thread - RobMille - 06-09-2011 11:01 PM
Good place for vacation w/o extradition treaty: Arizona, they don't have any law enforcement maniacs there. You don't even have to carry any kind of ID to prove you are a citizen.
Good recipe for F. Cactus: eat it whole/raw. Down the hatch.
Q: Anyone know where my pants are?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 11:20 PM
A. In the laundry.
Q. What should I do with my secret decoder ring?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Shoes - 06-10-2011 06:33 AM
Lizzy F. Wrote:A. In the laundry.
Q. What should I do with my secret decoder ring?
A: Find out what the H Pastafari really wants.
Q: What should i do about my dirty sole?
RE: Bad Advice thread - leaving - 06-10-2011 07:37 AM
(06-10-2011 06:33 AM)Shoes Wrote:Lizzy F. Wrote:A. In the laundry.
Q. What should I do with my secret decoder ring?
A: Find out what the H Pastafari really wants.
Q: What should i do about my dirty sole?
A. Get saved. Oh, wait. Wrong sole. Oh well. Same difference.
Q. How do I get my husband to wake up?
RE: Bad Advice thread - Presbygirl - 06-10-2011 07:57 AM
A. Sweet tea. That's the Southern way!
Q. Who is John Galt?
RE: Bad Advice thread - drvenkman - 06-10-2011 08:18 AM
(06-10-2011 07:57 AM)Presbygirl Wrote: A. Sweet tea. That's the Southern way!
Q. Who is John Galt?
Some guy who makes power tools... or maybe that's d. Walt...
What should I recommend my canadian associate pastor to sing for God and Country Sunday?