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Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 09:30 PM

I'm stealing this game idea from another forum.

Here's how this works:

Person A asks a question

Quote:What's the best way to get weeds out of my yard/

Person B answers and then asks a question of their own:

Quote:Just cement the whole yard, paint it green, and then you'll never have to worry about weeds again.

What's the best movie to watch on an long airplane trip?

Person C:

Quote: Snakes on a Plane.

My lactose intolerant friend is coming over for dinner. What should I make?

Etc

I'll start.


My cat keeps mewing at me. What should I do?


RE: Bad Advice thread - boymom - 06-09-2011 09:48 PM

Ban Lizzy F. for... no, wait, sorry got confused for a sec.

A. Get a dog.

Q. How do I remove oil stains from clothes?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Josh - 06-09-2011 09:54 PM

(06-09-2011 09:48 PM)boymom Wrote:  Ban Lizzy F. for... no, wait, sorry got confused for a sec.

A. Get a dog.

Q. How do I remove oil stains from clothes?

A: Have your dog lick them clean.

Q: My house is burning down; what should I do?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Tony Mel - 06-09-2011 09:58 PM

(06-09-2011 09:54 PM)Josh Wrote:  A: Have your dog lick them clean.

Q: My house is burning down; what should I do?

A: Pray to Mary for rain. Big Grin

Q: Where should I go on my next date?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Jenni - 06-09-2011 10:06 PM

(06-09-2011 09:58 PM)Tony Mel Wrote:  Q: Where should I go on my next date?

A: BJU Bible Conference

Q: What kind of transportation should I rely on in grad school?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 10:08 PM

Private limousine service. Blackmail your teachers to help you pay for it.


I'm bored. What sort of movie should I watch?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Don - 06-09-2011 10:10 PM

(06-09-2011 10:06 PM)Jenni Wrote:  
(06-09-2011 09:58 PM)Tony Mel Wrote:  Q: Where should I go on my next date?

A: BJU Bible Conference

Q: What kind of transportation should I rely on in grad school?

A: A Segway

Q: How do you Tune-a-Fish?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 10:15 PM

A. Make sure your sinning Bass ornament has new batteries so it doesn't go flat.

Q. How do I hide funds from the IRS?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Annie Moose - 06-09-2011 10:19 PM

A: Dig a hole under your garden. They'll never find them!

Q: My neighbors' music is too loud, how can I get them to turn it down?


RE: Bad Advice thread - Lizzy F. - 06-09-2011 10:21 PM

A. Call the EPA and tell them the sound waves are causing micro-cracks in the earth's crust.

Q. I'm on a diet. How much chocolate should I eat?