For all those who have asked whether fundies think kilts on men are as sinful as pants on women, this week’s site for you! Evidently those Scots are just a bunch of pansies.

Also included is the truth about beer, warnings about the New World Order, and another fine example of overactive apostrophe use.

Be warned that clicking on the wrong links on this site could take you to gory abortion and drunk driving accident pictures. If you’re of a sensitive constitution use your own good judgment.

- 135 pages of audio and video sermons
- The only archive I’ve ever seen of fundamentalist women preaching (to other women)
- a list of sites against “wordly music”
- a list of Satanic gang signs
- signs of the end time
- A list of search engines including those that only find fundamentalist sites. Jackpot!

…and oh, so much more!

building fund thermometer. check.
Baptist and American flags. check.
pastor with a gun. check.

It’s almost as if they’ve been using SFL as a how-to manual.

This web page is a ministry of Mary Van Nattan Stephens as the wife of Peter Stephens who also helpfully screens all of her e-mail for her.

Be sure to check out the modesty page, essays on women preachers, and an examination of Lester Rollof’s Diet Heresy.

And finally be warned “Please do not use any of our graphics until further notice. ” That’s a rule I intend to follow.

thanks to Greves for the link

Check any fundy pastor’s library and more times than not you’ll find a copy of their book Psychoheresy gracing his shelves. It’s a rule of thumb that any system of belief that involves a person’s problems being directly related to them not being good enough (or praying enough, or fasting enough, or giving enough) is going to find fans in fundamentalism. The are no victims, only sinners.

Don’t miss their online books, position papers, and a Q&A section that is downright scary.

Check out articles on karate, women preachers, child dedications, D&D, and “safe” sex.

Also note the links to Kent Hovind’s site on the front page and the picture of the author posing with Kent’s son. Birds of a feather.

And whatever you do, don’t miss the gloryland store where you can find everything you need to look like a walking fundamentalist illustration.

Nothing represents this non-stop battle of words better than The Fighting Fundamental Forums, a place where you can stop in on any given day and trade earnest verbal fisticuffs about subject matter that nobody else in the world cares about (other than the readers on this blog, of course). There is no detail too small, no doctrine too minor, no standard too outdated to be defended to the last man. The Truth must be preserved, even if virtual blood must be spilled to do it.

If you wish to stand in the gap, perhaps you too can gird your loins and join the fray on topics such as  Cheerleading, Water Parks, Tattoos, Female Song Leaders ,More Tattoos, Mid-Week Services, Even More Tattoos and Pastoral Authority. But I’d beg you not to. That way lies madness.

Welcome to jacksonsummitbaptistchurch.com, demonstrating that one thing fundies like is animated GIF images. So many beautiful animated GIFs.

Also be sure to check out the list of names, addresses, and e-mail of all the members, a “fun page” with some strangely placed Garfield images, and a huge collection of hymn MIDI files which for some reason includes the Ballad of the Green Beret.

Be sure to check out the video sermon collection and more links to other crazy fundy sites than you can shake a wide-margin Old Scofield Bible at.

Unfortunately, putting fundamentalism in Web 2.0 only serves to show its peculiarities writ large.

Be sure to check out the video sermons on topics such as:

“Friendship With The World”

“The Lowest Common Denominator“

“Feed The Beast“